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Blumpo Gripliskin 30 Dec, 2025 @ 11:56pm 
coughs into your open mouth
Funk Dunkus 30 Dec, 2025 @ 11:39pm 
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Blumpo Gripliskin 30 Dec, 2025 @ 11:26pm 
what are you, 30 or something?
Funk Dunkus 10 Sep, 2025 @ 12:52pm 
thanks japes
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Jit Romney 18 Feb, 2025 @ 12:45am 
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=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 24 Apr, 2024 @ 12:13pm 
Pretty cool dragon shirt man 🐉🐲🐉
Funk Dunkus 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40am 
you're like 40 quit bothering me
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51am 
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Funk Dunkus 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:10pm 
no you're ugly
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:45am 
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Bluebeak 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28pm 
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Crusader21 28 May, 2022 @ 12:03am 
"This one time, my buddy Keith started up a historic tour, on account of his mom took him to Colonial Williamsburg, and it's like a license to print money at them places. Now, you might ask yourself how an honest attempt to recreate the majesty of Colonial times turned into raccoon fights at five bucks a pop in Keith's backyard, ha-ha. Man, the answer to that particular question is that Keith is sharing a place with his two brothers and them being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who wouldn't let them do it anywhere but the backyard; well, add that to Keith didn't technically have any, y'know, history to put on display, but he did have a whole family of raccoons living in the chassis of an old car and you'd begin to understand."
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am 
Shaved all my pubes off and flushed it all down the toilet wrapped up in toilet paper 👌👌👌
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lolznoboz 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm 
@=☆qbert☆= huh
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57pm 
My girlfriend bit my ♥♥♥♥ during oral sex and her mouth feels amazing
Funk Dunkus 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:31pm 
a ♥♥♥♥♥, gotcha
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13pm 
Its a She and she has a VAGINA 👌👌👌
Funk Dunkus 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30pm 
what's his name
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm 
Im back with my girlfriend now you jealous
Funk Dunkus 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm 
what do you want dip5hit
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24pm 
More cushion for the push in
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am 
Fat chicks need candy too
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm 
For the Last time arbys im not your father
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm 
Derpy derps
le petite bichette squeegee 29 Jan, 2021 @ 11:06pm 
plunderdouses
Bluebeak 29 Jan, 2021 @ 1:32pm 
Blunderblouses
le petite bichette squeegee 29 Jan, 2021 @ 1:11pm 
the plural of blunderbuss is blunderbussies you knaive
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Alastor 15 Dec, 2020 @ 9:09am 
There was a sequel being developed called "Conker's Other Bad Day", however it was canceled.

The plot would've dealt with Conker's bad tenure as King after spending the treasury money on beer, parties and hookers. The game started with his escape, with a ball and chain attached to him, from the Castle's highest tower where he had been faced with the prospect of execution.

"We actually started on a direct sequel which was going to be called "˜Conker's Other Bad Day"˜ which dealt with Conker's somewhat unsuccessful tenure as King. He spends all the treasury money on beer, parties and hookers. Thrown into prison, Conker is faced with the prospect of execution and the game starts with his escape, ball and chain attached, from the Castles highest tower." - Chris Seavor
DTN91800 28 Oct, 2020 @ 2:14am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I finally found Arby’s after all these years
le petite bichette squeegee 19 Oct, 2020 @ 3:41am 
summer came for us before our before-ers even knew
le petite bichette squeegee 19 Oct, 2020 @ 3:41am 
and before them, before the silica sun rose into the sky and before the web of near-instant thought choked the world
le petite bichette squeegee 19 Oct, 2020 @ 3:40am 
but summer came long before we or our world ever was put in motion, long ago between men on massive & well funded machines were sending sparks of thought down aging copper lines
le petite bichette squeegee 19 Oct, 2020 @ 3:39am 
soon the wild oats of our bygone era will be sown across the information highway, taking root in the gasping maw of those looking for 'the golden years' when summer never came
le petite bichette squeegee 19 Oct, 2020 @ 3:38am 
undone are we in the house of the silica sun, banished from our homeland in the wild outer rim of the sweetest technoscapes
Funk Dunkus 11 Sep, 2020 @ 10:44pm 
who are you why are you on my screen
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 10 Sep, 2020 @ 6:13am 
Hey there! Honey Boo Boo :tank:
le petite bichette squeegee 30 Jun, 2020 @ 7:46am 
hey you unloved baby batter blaster im back from hell to tell you it's not half as bad as you think but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks have you ever had to use one of those water dispenser things without a cup? Yeah it's about as bad as that anyway check out this video of me doing a kick flip on the skateboard I named after you
Bluebeak 18 Jun, 2020 @ 3:11pm 
[15:10]Arby: why don't you shut up before I set your house on fire
Bluebeak 13 Apr, 2020 @ 3:36pm 
[15:36]bullycide technician: I'd rather die than be racist
Bluebeak 25 Jan, 2020 @ 9:17pm 
[7:37 PM]Bluebeak: Its slow and stupid
[7:37 PM]Bluebeak: Like you
[7:37 PM]trick lord: strong
[7:37 PM]trick lord: and
[7:37 PM]trick lord: stupid
[7:37 PM]trick lord: like me
Bluebeak 30 Dec, 2019 @ 12:13am 
[00:12]trick lord: I beat up women exclusively in gta
Bluebeak 23 Oct, 2019 @ 11:44am 
[11:44 AM]cigarette collector: sonic owns
Bluebeak 23 Oct, 2019 @ 10:42am 
[10:18 AM]cigarette collector: wendy's cashier didn't give me her phone number and address
[10:18 AM]cigarette collector: look for me on the news
[10:18 AM]cigarette collector: I know what has to be done
=☆Soft-Focus Qbert☆= 21 Oct, 2019 @ 6:29pm 
You can say all you want but deep down your still my only child