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The most dangerous organization in America today is:
(a) The KKK
(b) The American Nazi Party
(c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
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TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1:

Gong, n: Medieval term for privy, or what pased for them in that era.
Today used whimsically to describe the aftermath of a bogon attack. Think
of our community as the Galapagos of the English language.

"Vogons may read you bad poetry, but bogons make you study obsolete RFCs."
-- Dave Mills
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A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by
blowing first.
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
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Cautious, careful people always casting about to preserve their
reputation or social standards never can bring about reform. Those
who are totally in earnest are willing to be anything or nothing in
the world's estimation, and publicly and privately, in season and
out, avow their sympathies with despis

oVAJ LIK nEzna IGRAT SAMO JURE EZ JURE PZ

signed by jure

Signed by StarshiipeR ;)

+Rep accidently set my cat on fire