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0.5 hrs on record
I iek my fupa
Posted 3 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.8 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
This game scratches an itch for me that hasn't been subsided in a while. Global Voip, coordinated troops of dudes accomplishing a thing together, being able to "dig in" to a location. All that shi without it being a hardcore, straight up milsim try-hard thing. My only complaint is that it runs poorly on older systems (mine).

Great PTSD simulator, would charge a point out of ammo with a hatchet in hand for the foreseeable future.
Posted 16 March.
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10 people found this review helpful
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5.7 hrs on record
This game is my new go-to to show people that games are in fact an artform.

Fantastic game, been waiting a few years for this bad boy and it did not disappoint. The skating feels weighty and satisfying, with just the right amount of complexity to doing tricks. Soundtrack is phenomenal, story is abstract in a fun and goofy kinda way. Well worth the $20 price tag, if you're on the fence then play the demo!

Only complaints I have is that you are stuck to riding in goofy stance by default, would love to have an option to skate regular. I also wish you could return to the Skater's Dream hub after finishing the game, as of right now you have to start a new game, would love to have a new game+ option Sam!
Posted 10 December, 2025. Last edited 10 December, 2025.
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15.3 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
I'm not really a fan of survivors-type games but this ♥♥♥♥ is PEAK
Posted 18 September, 2025.
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5.0 hrs on record
It's free, stop looking at reviews and go play it. Don't even watch the trailer, just download it. Show this town what you're made of!

Then when you're itching for more, buy the pork belly DLC and BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU
Posted 19 September, 2024.
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9.4 hrs on record
The game can be a bit jank at times but the atmosphere and aesthetic is stellar, well worth your time.
Posted 2 July, 2023.
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13.9 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
A true spiritual sequal to Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bakini Bottom. 10/10 would reccomend.
Posted 17 July, 2018.
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37.6 hrs on record (26.0 hrs at review time)
My personal favorite zombie game out right now. Its like Dead Island but with Mirror's Edge parkour. Just don't buy this game hoping for a great story, this game is all about actual gameplay.
Posted 25 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
78.8 hrs on record (32.1 hrs at review time)
I was actually totally ok with paying $60 for this. That is something I cannot say very often.
Posted 25 September, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
43.8 hrs on record (24.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Wait till full release. It promises so much but delivers so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little.
Posted 10 August, 2015.
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