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praise the Honkmother

wow a mushroom girl made me tear up and made me feel guilty + relatable

enoki bbq sword go boom

Embark Studios is better at making music than making the game

This gotta be one of the worst ways to make a digital soundtrack
I understand you don't want it to get pirated but really, better ways exists

"This game sucks butts." -a Kanji main

Better servers than GBO2.

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Meursault.
Please refer to me as such, Manager.
They are difficult to understand.
They shed tears, saying they lost money...
And they would chuckle after a visit to the theatre...
They seem so eager to express themselves...
...Nevermind.
The dressing is erroneous overall; failure to properly cook the chicken has resulted in a residual stench of blood and other unpleasant odors; the sauce is too thick to bring out a deep flavor; the inconsistent cuts of the meat contribute to the serving's inability to rouse one's appetite. The season and spices are a complete disaster, and the taste in my mouth is even worse than plaster. Lacking sugar, you tossed two and a half spoons of butter, and the end result simply belongs right in the gutter. Yi Sang. I must ask if you aim to throng my teeth and prong my tongue by cooking wrong- seeing as this plate's a headstrong lens to ding-dong notions of what food is to you all along. -Meursault.