Apple sauce is best described as mush, though it can also be considered a non-Newtonian fluid. While "goop" implies an unappetizingly slimy or sticky consistency, "mush" accurately reflects the soft, moist, and typically chunky texture of apple sauce.

I haven't played Counter-Strike in 20 years so I don't know what this guy below me is talking about

Deagle ace machine💥

I love fent 3000

backshots

Precision shots

can we go to the sea, man....?

fat jew

r8 King

r8 demonm

+rep he has aids

I got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

MeLON mILK iS THE bESt

+rep if you were killed today, I wouldn't go to your funeral, I'd be in Prison for killing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you.
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Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home.

It’s not because I like the smell or anything, I’m not that type of weird.

But when they take that dump and realize ‘oh ♥♥♥♥ this smells’ and they have to leave the bathroom and look me in the eyes - that’s power.

For the rest of the time they are at my house, they are constantly anxious about the smell of their poop and it takes any stress off of me. I can do anything awkward but it won’t matter. The stench of their ♥♥♥♥ is lurking in the background, all the time.

They are my poop prisoner.

Only a spoonful.

i have only paid $750 in income taxes this year

Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

if you stand closer to the tower you do more damage

“No hug for me?” I ask, and you begrudgingly give me a hug. As I embrace you, you feel a chilling feeling down your spine. You pull away. You take a look at my ahegao hoodie again. There’s a new face on it. It’s yours.

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You look like a retarded seagull