Little gay as boy commenting on peoples profiles

SINGLE GREATEST GREY TALON I'VE EVER SEEN 87K PLAYER DAMAGE A TRUE GOD AMONGST MEN

After a good game in CS:GO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS:GO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay, don't trust this guy.

LOL i rather hit than missing and dying like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like u guys are, my iq over 99999... - xaNe 2019

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.