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▀██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▀.*•❀•*.
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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ F*CK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
∧__∧
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lノ┘ my egg
∧___∧
⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
ヽ ⊂二/
(⌒) / 💦🥚
/ \ fell
| ● ● | whoops
\ __ / out
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry💦
( *sniffffffFfffFfff* )
( fulfilling )
( cümegg╰ ͜ ╯ᵘʷᵘ
╰ ͜ ╯
ᵘʷᵘ O
o
°
〃∩ ∧_∧
⊂⌒( ´・ω・)
🥚`ヽ_っ_/ ̄ ̄ ̄/
\/___/ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ F*CK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
Whoops
uwu uwu uwu
i
uwu busted uwu
|\ / \ / \ / | ,_
There is a CüM EGG alert in aisle 4!
Someone came all over the floor. There is cümeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cümeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cümmie eggie must have been produced by a f*cking blue whale.
Oh God I can smell it.
*sniffffffFfffFfff*
The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_
*gargling noises*
drowning-
*slip*
in-
*more thick eggy gargling*
-cümegg!
*dial tone*