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The crunch if it's soft-shelled or if hardshell you'd have to eat it like a crab or shrimp. We know for a fact that they are closer anatomically to crustaceans, but they reproduce through spores. So, I'm willing to bet they'd have notes similar to mushrooms. I wonder if the spores are edible.

The thought just crossed my mind that their giant orange eggs are also likely tasty and maybe even some of their structures like the spore-emitters. The eggs are probably just giant caviar. As for the spore-towers, You can probably shave off some and use it like a seasoning. Though it could be wax like that of bees. Oh god, Bugs do have their own flowers that we see a bunch of. The sample flowers are exclusive to bugs so maybe they pollinate flowers for food. Terminid Honey? Then there's the exploding bug traps, maybe it could be like an herb. But, to get back to focus.

I'm salivating just thinking about it.

I honestly have a hard time playing Terminids on Helldiver 2 because I get very distracted by the thought of eating one.

There are of course issues with some variety of Terminid. Anything with the word "bile" in it is likely inedible because it'd spoil instantly. So realistically, that leave you with Hive Guards, warriors and Scavengers.

The Southerner in me tells me you'd could just throw a scavenger whole on a boil and it'd turn out pretty good. I bet they'd turn red. With a bunch of spices, potatoes and the holy-trio you could make a absolutely mean pot. Same thing with a scavenger gumbo.

That or you could treat it like lobster. Same method, but as a solo dish with like a bread like scavenger-cakes. Plus, they wouldn't need butter because of the amount of oil so that'd very likely affect flavor.

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