Recent reviews by Absurdit

The movement abilities in this game are really good, and you can sequence break sorta easily once u get the hang of it which is fun. The soundtrack is also rlly good and it adds nicely to each of the different areas and fights, The only negative I could think of is that there wasn't as much focus on the combat as I would've wished. There aren't many bosses in the game, which kinda disappointed me, but that still doesn't take away a lot from the experience as a whole.

good game probably like 8/10

the ticket shredding incident...

DO NOT SEARCH UP ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME OR SPOIL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST PLAY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

One of the best games I ever played in my life. Everyone needs to play this before they die. Play it now!

∞/10

One time when I was 8 I was at the duel arena and I didnt know what pures were and there was a level 65 pure and i was level 80 something and he offered to duel me for my guthix full helm which was like 150k. thinking he was just a noob i thought it would be easy money til he ice blitzed me in my full granite to death. i cried for about 15 minutes til my mom got on there and started asking him to give it back because i was only 8 and i didnt know what i was doing. the guy replied that he would make me think i won it from him if i staked my granite maul and my mom thought he was nice until he ice blitzed me again for my gmaul and i cried to sleep that night.

I got the micheal jordan ending 10/10

The game was pretty scary until that random sex scene at the end. Not sure why the developer felt the need to add that. Overall the game is very enjoyable and reminds me of milk.

Got chased by black finger people in the forest
10/10

i love dominating my friends (pause)

caustic soda my beloved

omelettes