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Missing Texture Simulator 2015 9/11 would TTT again

Bill Gates Simulator 2015

11/10

I came to steam to find a futuristic, exciting, next gen first person shooter. What I was met with was this steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥. Steaming- pardon the pun. I started up the game which promised to fit my criteria to find this poorly made pile of junk that was obviously designed by a dead parrot or some ♥♥♥♥ as that is the only explaination for a game of this high caliber of awfulness. The "gameplay" was disgustingly designed and felt as though I could do better coding with my left bollock. Half of the entire map is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ green and I am now blind in my right eye as a result of these graphics that looked as though they were designed with a blunt crayon. I have never come across a game that is this ♥♥♥♥ since 'Intergalactic Cage Match' on the ZS Spectrum. This game ruined my life and I feel as if this was the worst waste of £60 I have ever come across during all my years of black market trading and scams in cheap casinos. This is a dispicable excuse for a steam game and I would like it to be obliterated from the face of the Earth for I wish for it never to prey on another poor sod's once valued retinas. Also, It has the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up controls sytem since Tony Hawk: Skate and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up skateboard controller and we all know how utterly ♥♥♥♥ that was. If anyone in their right mind would ever play this game, I will find you and be administering you to the nearest mental institution. On the other hand, it has a half decent title screen.