"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

- Julius H. "Groucho" Marx

5 days later and I still don't have a comeback!

I'm coming for yo mama sir, you better be watching out...

Hihihiha!

You managed to get me banned for a day, but the shame that is a Frenchman resentfully speaking English is eternal

Get banned lol! So long-hey Fritz!!

booba

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Ayo mister Ching, what's poppin*?

😖😡

is that a question

are you black or welsh

I'll be sure to keep my stealing hands in check—but if I catch wind of you neglecting your marital duties, I'll swoop in and abduct Harry to my castle

Harry-chan is ours

IEDeology

Oh no, I was gonna hit on him right this instant, but alright; handsome toaster, I hereby vow to not subtly slander you, to not offer myself up for conquest after all!

stay away from hordeus_manius the conqueror. he's mine.

Vance for governor of Europe

Is dark matter just a euphemism for black mass?

Previously on Precious Pretenders;
Perturbed prefects precociously prevented prevalent perspiration preceeding precipitious precipitation!

Sir, this is a Wendy's drivethrough

My balls are hurting and I need help >:(

Thanks for letting me know

I just use RimPY and it's autosort.

"Imminently immersed, emitting eminent enmity endlessly."

Try saying that 5 times in a row

When a caveman runs out of pelts, he is going to suffer from hypofurmia

hehehe

Bruh LOL

I don't need an emulator, I need an emumediately

Alright, let's get married then

Do not worry, you may call me, "Step dad" :P

You too, Brutus?!

I am doing your mom my man

Yes

I'll take that as a yes

Ok

Alright then, so why not get along? We don't need to be of one mind for that. Oh, and of course hereby I apologize for my rudeness towards you, confident that you will find it within you to do the same

Yes + FNAF Supremacy

Not much, really.
What sort of character are you anyway? A radical monarchist and proponent of eugenics, who's a big patriot from Russia and happens to be a furry?

-rep furryphobe

While I can decipher the meaning, the intentions are beyond my imagination

Ahah vodka balalaika gеnосide non-christian national minorities (this based) beers putin

Кill all jews and ukrainians, Glory to Russia, Hеil Hitlеr

I'm 28 and neither left nor liberal - quite the 180 you pulled from calling me a Nazi.
Is calling people something they are not, which if correct by the way wouldn't even be an insult, the only thing you can do?
Too much wodka?
Or are you just such an extremist, such a toolbox, that you cannot even fathom someone who isn't as pathetic as you?

14 y.o. left-liberal is talking:

Your reply managed to align perfectly with my exceedingly low expectations. I can't wait to see what you will fart next time into my comment section.

Anyway, it's a pleasure to see German tanks once again on Russian soil, operated by the very valiant Ukrainians who, in a beautiful display of irony, stopped them when it happened the last time time. Doesn't that just tickle your little Vetnik brain in all the right places?

German nazi is talking:

Do you not understand what "Be it games, movies, empires or religions - the third iteration always sucks." means, or are you judging based on my profile background because words are hard?

You of course

who

-rep nazi