Hi, I have not traded in a while, so sorry about the awkwardness if you still want my "Meat Bicycle" I'm still willing to put it up!

There is a unique kharmic suffering for lusting after other's virtual items.

Greetings.
My Bill's Hat is not available for trade. Sorry.
Have a great day.

+rep fast n friendly trader

I just gooned to your profile.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:

You have an attractive pfp,

You played well in a game on my team,

Your account was aesthetically pleasing.

Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.

How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.