21 and Single White Male
-Shy-Smart-Young at Heart-Computer skilled
-Humorous - A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic-Friendly - Loves his family - Peaceful -Very creative - He's lonely

...Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION
18-21 years of age & does_not_already have a boyfriend
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type-White-Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol - Happy, Positive Personality

If any MEN read this huge sign....
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds, go jump off a cliff)

P.S.
I still burn CDs for fun.
My heart's a mixtape of Dashboard Confessional, early Linkin Park, and that one Owl City song that makes you feel like floating through a lava lamp.
Yes... I will write you bad poetry in Comic Sans and decorate it with pixel hearts and glitter gifs.
If you've got side bangs, own at least one pair of Converse, and can quote "Napoleon Dynamite" without hesitation, we might be soulmates...

I'm looking for someone who will slow dance with me to Evanescence in the living room and pretend we're in a dramatic music video...
Someone who will split curly fries with me and whisper sweet nothings.