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After the flood of emotions I experienced, I got in touch with an old friend I had lost contact with after I had to sell my computer when I lost my job. This desert eagle crimson web was the same one I would drop to him every pistol round because it was his favorite. I should have given it to him back then because he would have treated it better than I did. The sentimental value that this skin has to me cannot be overstated, and my heart will not feel whole until he can hold it again. Please respond to me whenever you can, thank you so much.
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"Waluigi is known for being the tallest Mario character at 7'3". His face is very rugged and attractive (you've probably already gotten a hard-on from viewing his picture). He is very thin and suffers from Anorexia Nervosa. In an interview with Mustaches Monthly magazine, Waluigi claimed that he ate "three healthy meals a week" and that his diet generally consisted of "eggplant, prune juice, and small mammals".
Despite his gigantic banana, Waluigi openly admits to being a virgin. "I can't fit into a place that tight," Waluigi has said regarding the matter.
Waluigi can give himself head and says he does so "whenever I get a spare minute". Due to the length of his bat, Waluigi also possesses the unique ability to have sex with himself. Waluigi is well known for his massive uncircumcised donger"