Recent reviews by Mr. Torgue

Just don't play online with randoms and its peak

Wow, and here I thought that one of my childhood games wouldn't be bottom of the barrel material. Figures that it would need take 2 to become that, but still, that's real nice.

Unless you like giving literally all of your information to a greedy company who's CEO is known to misplace USB drives full of illegal ♥♥♥♥ and sensitive documentation on their own employees in restaurants, that also actively ruins every game they touch, I wouldn't buy this game anymore or any of the others that Take2 has put their hands on, seriously, it's not worth it.

Remember when we thought EA was greedy and crazy? Yeah, kind of goes to show that there's actually other players that make it WORSE somehow.
Wish I could get a refund, but they won't give me one, even though I've been pretty well eligible for it. Oh well, I guess. Just wont play it

This game really shouldn't work but it does

Miro Haverinen is probably a wizard irl

Its difficult, fun, and just good
If you got the money, buy it

When you've sent a refund request 3-4 days ago and steam support still hasn't given you your money back.
Don't buy unless you want to keep it permanently.

Not sure why its letting me write a review, even if i refunded it.

I dont actually have any experience in this game due to not even getting past the starting point, guess im just that ♥♥♥♥.
Buy it though.
Or something.

I mean, sure, it may be somewhat of a knockoff of growtopia, but it isnt AS bad as people frame it to be.
Items are cheaper and in a way it was actually sorta more fun than growtopia?

l o o k s a t h a m l e t
i dont need it
i definitely dont need it
i dont need it,
i *dont* need it.
i dont need it
i d o n t n ee d i t




I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTT

Looks fun and funny. Too bad i cant play it because it lags pretty badly and crashes alot.
Sent a refund a long time ago, i got under literally an hour of playtime and it hasnt been refunded yet.
Sorry, what?
I wouldnt reccomend this game, sorry dudes.

8/10.
Love the game because of its Mechanics, story and the humor within.
I wont spoil anything and ill keep it short, the only thing keeping this from a 10, is the cliffs.
Instant game over if you fall off of one, which can happen SO. MANY. TIMES.
It was a major turn off point for me and i put the game off for a while because of me losing major progress and not finding a saving point after, then soon falling off of a cliff and dying.
That was just pretty infuriating and sad because this game is so good.
I'd reccomend it nontheless, great game all around.