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god forbid a man love racing

this game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome!!!!, gamble your life away to balatro. (also listen to the balatro orchestra on yt, it's so goat)

this game's pretty cool i guess

I wish green hell just had a sandbox mode where you could just fly a helicopter or fighter jet and bomb the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ island
im listening to welcome to the jungle as im writing this
just imagine a helicopter gunship ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barraging bullets into the tribesmen
and the jet dropping explosion napalm everywhere
leave no traces of any animal
smell the jungle wood burning
then you can get the a10 warthog and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast everything that's in sight or still alive
firing m60's absolutely everywhere in the jungle
flamethrowers all around
leave no fingerprints
only the smell of burning of palm trees and the gas from the gunship
then sending troops down to clear any remaining animals in the caves
gunning down the cheetahs on site
no mercy
burning those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snakes to death
tribesmens decapitated from the bombing and barrage of bullets
man that makes me feel happy
just thinking about it is just incredible
reminds me of nam'
boom boom boom
executing the chief of the tribesmen on the chopper with a revolver, dropping him into the flames
can't forget about those frogs
crush the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
then save the good animals
like the capybaras
and parrots
shoutout to my bird friends for aviation
then maybe have a few coconuts while we're there
feel happy with the accomplishment
murdering every last hostile creature left in site
semper fi baby
Crush the skulls out of the tribesmens while we're at it
for the enjoyment pleasure
teach those ooga booga ♥♥♥♥♥ a lesson on real weapons
show then who's the real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss right after they get a grenade thrown between their legs
search every inch of the island to make sure there aren't any of those ooga booga ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left
if there are then you know exactly what to do
what would be amazing is holstering/slinging them under the chopper
choking them to death
And stunting the helicopter so that he swings and throw them like a baseball into the ocean or flames
speaking of oceans
bomb the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shark in raft
yeahh
exact same scenario with green hell
bomb the ♥♥♥♥ out of it
no traces
kill his entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family bloodline
send in scuba divers to murder his wife
leave the children
♥♥♥♥ em up
real hard
I wish green hell just had a sandbox mode where you could just fly a helicopter or fighter jet and bomb the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ island
im listening to welcome to the jungle as im writing this
just imagine a helicopter gunship ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barraging bullets into the tribesmen
and the jet dropping explosion napalm everywhere
leave no traces of any animal
smell the jungle wood burning
then you can get the a10 warthog and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast everything that's in sight or still alive
firing m60's absolutely everywhere in the jungle
flamethrowers all around
leave no fingerprints
only the smell of burning of palm trees and the gas from the gunship
then sending troops down to clear any remaining animals in the caves
gunning down the cheetahs on site
no mercy
burning those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snakes to death
tribesmens decapitated from the bombing and barrage of bullets
man that makes me feel happy
just thinking about it is just incredible
reminds me of nam'
boom boom boom
executing the chief of the tribesmen on the chopper with a revolver, dropping him into the flames
can't forget about those frogs
crush the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
then save the good animals
like the capybaras
and parrots
shoutout to my bird friends for aviation
then maybe have a few coconuts while we're there
feel happy with the accomplishment
murdering every last hostile creature left in site
semper fi baby
Crush the skulls out of the tribesmens while we're at it
for the enjoyment pleasure
teach those ooga booga ♥♥♥♥♥ a lesson on real weapons
show then who's the real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss right after they get a grenade thrown between their legs
search every inch of the island to make sure there aren't any of those ooga booga ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left
if there are then you know exactly what to do
what would be amazing is holstering/slinging them under the chopper
choking them to death
And stunting the helicopter so that he swings and throw them like a baseball into the ocean or flames
speaking of oceans
bomb the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shark in raft
yeahh
exact same scenario with green hell
bomb the ♥♥♥♥ out of it
no traces
kill his entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family bloodline
send in scuba divers to murder his wife
leave the children
♥♥♥♥ em up
real hard

I rarely leave serious game reviews, but this game really got my interest. I originally saw my friends playing it on itch.io but never got around to trying it myself. Now that I have, I can safely say that the art style, the puzzles, the music, and the uneasiness you feel while playing make it a uniquely unsettling experience unlike any other horror game I've played.

I love the retro art style, it perfectly captures the Windows XP aesthetic while maintaining a somewhat semi-modern feel. The puzzles, in particular, deserve praise. They're well-designed, challenging, and really make you think and struggle.

The individual songs in the Lostamp Player are great, they're so calming that it almost feels like you're not playing a horror game at all. I would love (if possible) for a full song to be made and put on Spotify.

As for the uneasiness, the eerie atmosphere really gets to you. You expect something to happen, but in reality, it's just your mind playing tricks on you.

I hope to see the developer create more games like this in the future. I’d gladly pay for another experience like this, even if it was short.

I originally considered writing this review with ChatGPT, but I felt it was best to express my thoughts from the heart in my own words.

Thank you for making such a wonderful short game.

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i love cats

please reopen the servers

this is comparable to drinking skimmed milk than drinking whole milk