In peterol my hands I dip em. Like rocks I keep em, like stones! Il leave a man's face like a butchers block I will. Come here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhkbrkRL3uY

xd

𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢: deflo aka border hopper aka ur highway oranges plug aka lowkey pedophile

When I was in college, I dressed up like a woman and filmed myself making sexual poses, and performing some simulated sexual acts. I talked dirty in my best female voice and set up a lot of POV shots like I was having sex. Then I took off the costume and filmed myself doing many of the same things as a guy. My goal was to splice it together so I could watch a video of me having sex with myself.

+rep did you write all of that yourself? Also stop phising fam.

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO