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Kyle
HA! I killed you!
Stan
HA, I blew your head off!
Kenny
(Aw, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!)
Stan
Jesus, is Cartman still in the bathroom?
Kyle
Hey Cartman! We're almost to level 20! You giving birth in there, or what?
Cartman
Let a man take a crap!
Stan
Dude, he's in there punishing my toilet.
Kyle
Hyeah, that poor, poor thing
Stan
Come on, Cartman! You're missing the game!
Cartman
[from behind the bathroom door] I'm almost done, you smartasses! I'm just wipin' mah- whoa, what the hell is that? [finishes wiping his butt and zips himself up. He comes out of the bathroom with something in his hands] You guys, look what I found in the trashcan in Stan's bathroom. It's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper.
Kyle
Well, why did you pull it out of the trash?
Cartman
Because I thought it was a jelly doughnut, but look, check it out, it's all bloody.
Sharon
[walks in with a basket of laundry] Are you guys still playing that video game?
Stan
Yeah. Hey Mom, Cartman found a bloody cotton thing in the bathroom.
Cartman
[holds it up] Look. [Sharon gasps and drops the laundry. Cartman unravels it] But I don't think it's for usin', I think it's just for lookin' through. [looks through it]
Sharon
Eric, put that down!
Cartman
Why?
Sharon
Just go put it back in the trashcan!
Cartman
[inspects it] Hey, it's like all bloody. It might be alive.
Sharon
No that... that came from me; just put it away.
Cartman
This came out of you?? You just left it in the trashcan?! [hick accent] You shouldn'ta done that. He's just a boih. Poor little feller.
Stan
[looks up at his mom] What is it, Mom?
Kyle
Yeah, what it is, Mrs. Marsh?
Sharon
Boys, that's a... feminine thing. Alright, it's a personal, woman thing. [game play stops and the boys look at her] I tell you what: If you'll just drop the whole thing right now, I'll buy you that new video game console you've been wanting.
Stan
The 2001 Okama GameSphere?
Sharon
Sure.
Kyle
Cool!
Cartman
Wow, this is like finding trashcan gold, you guiys!
Luau's Toys, day, later. A banner reading "WE HAVE GAMESPHERE" hangs over the window, and the console itself is in the window display.
Stan
There it is. The Okama GameSphere. [the game console is shown, along with two controllers and several boxes containing the console]
Kyle
Dude, it's got a hundred twenty eight gigahertz D-RAM.
Stan
What's that?
Kyle
Don't know, but it kicks ass. [they watch as Sharon buys the console from Mr. Harris and he wraps it up and delivers it to her] Wow, dude, you're the luckiest kid in South Park.
Cartman
Hey, this is all of ours. I'm the one who found Stan's aborted brother in the trashcan and blackmailed his mom into getting the GameSphere. [the boys turn away from the window]
Stan
Alright, alright, but you guys gotta see if you can sleep over for the rest of the weekend. [checks his watch.] It's Saturday at 2:30 - that means we have... 39 hours to play GameSphere until school on Monday!
Kenny
(Woohoo!)
Kyle
Awesome! [suddenly remembers] Oh, crap.
Stan
What?
Kyle
I'm supposed to go to the lake with my family tomorrow and swim and play in the stupid sun.
Stan
Dude, we got GameSphere.
Kyle
I know, I know. Well, look: I'll stay over anyway so I can play for... eighteen hours, and then I'll go to the lake. [a strange character walks up next to them]
Towelie
Don't forget to bring a towel. [it's a walking, talking towel]
Stan
What?
Towelie
When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catchin' a cold. That's why Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel."
Stan
...O-kay.
Kyle
Thanks, Towelie.
Towelie
[after a few moments of silence] Do you wanna get high?
Stan
No. [Towelie looks for a few moments, then walks away]
Kyle
Anyway, that will give me plenty of time playing video games.
Cartman
Kyle, I think you underestimate Okama GameSphere.
Sharon
Here you go, boys. [Stan takes the shopping box and the boys take off]
Boys
AAAAAA.
Stan's house, later. In the living room, Kyle finishes connecting the GameSphere to the back of the TV
Kyle
Okay, turn it on.
TV
"Okama GameSphere"!
Boys
Whoa!
TV
[the game title comes up] Thirst For BLOOD!
Cartman
Oh yeah, Thirst for Blood. Bring it.
Kyle
Oh, this is so cool.
Cartman
Bring it, bring it! [on the TV two monsters fight each other. The one on the right attacks the other with a chainsaw. "Oh!"]
Stan's house, night. The boys have been playing for hours. Around them are empty boxes of Cheesy Poofs and cans of Zoop soda. On the sofa is a bag of chips. Stan's parents walk up to the boys.
Sharon
Goodnight, boys. Don't stay up too late.
Stan
G'night Mom, thanks for GameSphere.
Cartman
[slowly slides into a hick accent] Yeah, but you still shouldn'ta done that. 'E's just a boih.
Randy
What?
Sharon
Nothing. Come on, Randy. [whisks him off to bed. From the TV: "Twenty kills."]
Stan's house, Sunday morning, dawn. The boys have stayed up all night playing video games. Kyle is on the phone with his parents.
Kyle
Yeahyeah, Mom. I-I can't go to the lake. No, S-stan's having emotional problems and I need to help see him t