Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this princess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Rocket League ranked servers.

I am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night.

And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are.

I am a man of standard, unlike my peers... Rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some games together. I see you play 6mans? I am a competitive aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course)

rumble player thinks he is tuff tuff

once upon this maraja said oh animee!

+rep. Once upon a time, there was a bloke called txk. He couldn't stop nattering about rumble, who he reckoned was the dog's bollocks at school. Whenever rumble nailed it in class, txk was the first to give a round of applause and shout: "You smashed it, rumble! I knew you had it in you!" When rumble posted on the 'gram, txk was always the first to comment: "Mate, that's pure genius! 🔥" No matter what rumble got up to, txk thought it was the bees knees. One day, rumble cheekily asked: "txk, why do you cling to me like a limpet?" txk beamed and said: "Mate, I’m just your number one fan, innit?" Everyone had a right laugh, but deep down, rumble loved having such a loyal mate—even if he was a proper limpet.

pig

signed by ur best friend, ur rumble team mate, ur favourite italian hikiko brev <3