Recent reviews by 7thColumn

Great game. The devs have dated themselves a bit with how deeply accurate this represents shovelware games of the 90s. Finding a random jewelcase on a wire spinning rack in the back of a drug store that has a camera and tv section. Seeing some crazy airbrushed art cover with a wizard on it for 3.99 and at 10 years old you got a fiver for your allowance....so what the heck theres not really any screen shots and i cant read much of the descriptions but heck ill give it a shot. ESRB Rating? WHAT RATING. I GOT THE MONEY IM BUYING IT. Kid at the counter laughs when he scans it and tells me to have fun.

I get home and rip open my disc tray with my fingernails cause ive pushed it in so many times with force the gears dont allow the tray to work normally. Ripping open the case - smells like a factory. Slap it in and hear it spin up with that familiar whir....

you cick the boot launch icon in your "my computer" folder. It starts up. SPOOKY INTRO.

except the real experience isnt that its this game... it turns out to be a break 3 puzzle game with 20 other knock off variants of regular card games, vlt sims, and maybe a digital 2d puzzle builder or 12 (all of butterflies).

So Yeah.... money well spent?
This games much more exciting than that. Pick it up - its worth the 4-6 hours for the puzzle and card fan.

So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. It feels setup to take your 2 hours before you realize its half baked. Then you cant refund it and there has been no significant updates or patches to make anything worth it. Play the demo and leave it alone until it sees some work.... otherwise your paying the devs to sit around and jerk off.

Id keep playing if the expansions werent the price of my left nut, even on a discount. Like this games 6 years old and has another coming out next year. WHY.

♥♥♥♥ EPIC GAMES FOR TAKING THIS AND TOSSING IT INTO FORTNITE. It used to be something special.... now it just is.
Also ♥♥♥♥ hiding the store page.

Very solid game. Loved the story. Combat feels excellent. Ran into some game breaking bugs during launch but they have since patched a lot of it. Essentially if you miss playing Bioshock and want something similar. GET IT.

Its got a neat squad system and the gameplay is pretty good. Needs some polish on the fighting as it feels a bit rough. Otherwise a decent free to play with some friends.

Good game bad controls and ui

Good game. Shoot people in space.

The only game not on sale during the publisher sale.... and it needs it.

A throwback to many peoples introductions to Personal Computers for the first time. I was a young kid so I didnt get to grasp the complexity behind the systems and now going back I can really have an appreciation for what once was. Kids today dont even know what its like to only hear about a game to download or cheats for them through word of mouth.

Nothing beats that hard drive loading hum.