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Josh (josh) Feb 24 @ 4:51pm
Kt.Chen has added LoveChoice to their wishlist.
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Josh (josh) 23 hours ago
Kt.Chen now owns LoveChoice
1. You dont win. Ever.
2. Whats an iphone lock code
3. Delete every number owned by a female
4. If you get one mad, just commit suicide
There are some cons tho ;)
1. Dominicans never leave you hungry... Omga
2. Booty too real. #truestory
1. You dont win. Ever.
2. Whats an iphone lock code
3. Delete every number owned by a female
4. If you get one mad, just commit suicide
There are some cons tho ;)
1. Dominicans never leave you hungry... Omga
2. Booty too real. #truestory
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Peripherals:
Now that you have a bad pc its time to get bad peripherals.
Mouse/Keyboard:
Go to your computer store and get a wireless logictech mouse and keyboard combo pack for $5.
Microphone:
Don't forget your microphone.
You have to have a bad microphone.
It needs to have alot of background static. If the static isnt bad enough make sure to have your entire family talking in the backround with maybe a dog barking (optional)
Now that you have the microphone every time you enter a lobby you must yell CHINA NUMBA #1!!!!. You must also do this when you get killed or knocked.
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Collect and consume knick-knacks to increase your badge level. This person has used 14 knick-knacks!
A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
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My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!
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Oh GOD! please give me a braphog gf!
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