I 👁👁 am 👏🌈 not cwazy! I 👀👁 know 🙈 he 💬 swapped those 🚟 numbews. I 🏴🙋 knew it 😍 was 1216. One aftew Magna Cawta. As 👌💰 if 👏👩 I couwd evew make 🖕🏻 such 😲 a ➡👌 mistake. 😳 Nevew. Nevew! I 💀 just 👏😤 – I 👁 just couwdn’t pwove it. 😂 He 👨👨 covewed his twacks, he 👨 got 📖😂 that idiot at the 🏻👏 copy shop to wie fow him. You 🏿 think 🤔🤔 this ☝😋 is 💦 something? 👅❓ You 💖 think 💭♂ this 🔥👇 is 👏🔺 bad? This? 👏 This 💦👈 chicanewy? He’s 🔫👦 done 💦 wowse. That 💁 biwwboawd! Awe you 🎅 tewwing me 😭👦 that ⬅🤢 a man 👍 just 🏌 happens to 🤔😪 faww wike that? No! 🚫🙅 He 👨 owchestwated it! 💯 Jimmy! 💩 He 🤣👨 defecated thwough a sunwoof! And I saved him! 👫👨 And 👏🤖 I 💁 shouwdn’t have. 😏 I took 👀

EV DRIVER KEYS AND GC NI.,....GGGAA

It all adds up, and it all leads me to the same conclusion that he is literally me, no- HE IS ME!!! Our school uniform is the same color as his school uniform, I even dyed my hair red JUST TO EMBRACE WHAT I AM TRULY IN THE INSIDE, I didn't copy his personality and actions, I haven't even watched the show back then, he was just literally me from the very beginning, since the time I was taken from my mother's womb, since I took my first steps, since the first time I learned to talk; I was Ayanokōji, and I will always be Ayanokōji.

Not only that, but I also have a harem of cute girls, I have a black- haired girl that treats me like absolute garbage (but she actually loves me), I also told a blonde girl to spread her legs (she actually loves me, so it's okay), I also have a girl with glasses act afraid near me (she actually loves me, she's just too shy too admit it), I was also at the last section of our school, and I also made everyone pass in that class in the last minute, with my genius strategy skills. I also tricked a lot of people to believe that the girl did everything, and I actually didn't do anything to save my class, they were just pawns in my big- brain chess game with the school and they all helped to me winning in the end, I had strict parents that forced me to study very hard mathematical equations in a very young age to train me for school, which is also the exact same thing as to Ayanokōji's childhood.

Ayanokōji is so much like me, it's uncanny, he is unironically literally me. In fact he is not "like" me; he IS me, not only because we share the same personality by both treating people like tools and never considering anyone as a friend, only caring about winning in the end, but we also do the EXACT same actions, not figuratively, but absolutely literally exactly the same actions. I rigged my exams to have lower my scores, because I didn't want to stand out, and that's the same thing he did. When Ayanokōji said "I've failed to have friends," I said the exact same thing in start of my highschool, I also immediately identified the groups that formed natural in the start of the semester, which is also the same thing he did in episode 1. Someone also called the school to expel me, which is the same thing that happened to him as well.

+rep nonchalantly gets shot and dies with aura