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was good but then you realize its trash

THIS GAME IS 100% RIGGED YOU GET REPORTED YOU WILL LOSE THE TEAMS ARE SKEWED EVERY GAME YOUR LOSS IS DECIDED IN THE SEARCH QUEUE THEY ARE TAKING 5+ MINUTES TO FIND 5 PEOPLE WHO WERENT REPORTED TO GET A FREE WIN AGAINST YOU AND 4 OTHER PLAYERS WHO HAVE THE SAME BEHAVIOR SCORE AS YOU DO IT IS ALL RIGGED SKILL MEANS NOTHING MMR MEANS NOTHING IT IS ALL RIGGED TO PREVENT GOOD PLAYERS FROM OUTSHINING THE PAID ACTORS OF THE PRO SCENE WHO MILLIONS LOOK UP TO AND EMULATE IF WE BEGAN TO OUTSHINE THESE WEABOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THERE WOULD BE A SIGNIFICANT DECREASE IN PROFIT FROM THIS GAME IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER YOU SPEND MONEY OR NOT BUT INSTEAD THE IDEA THAT IF PROS ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND ALSO SPORT THE NEWEST SKINS MILLIONS OF PLAYERS WILL SPEND MONEY TO LOOK LIKE THE PROS IN HOPES OF BEING LIKE THEM IT IS THE SAME REASON ATHLETES AND MEDIA STARS HAVE THEIR OWN CLOTHING LINES THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN CORPORATE RIPPED OFF THE IDEA FROM ESTABLISHED COMPANIES TO MAKE THEIR OWN MILLIONS AND IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR INCOME THEY DESIGNED A RIGGED SYSTEM WHERE THE MAJORITY HAVE LITTLE CHANCE TO INTERFERE BECAUSE ANYONE CAN GET LUCKY OR GET CARRIED IN A CS MATCH BUT HOW MANY OF YOU CAN BECOME A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE OR MEDIA STAR VERY FEW TO NONE AT ALL THAT IS WHY THEY HIRE CS PLAYERS TO THROW YOUR MATCHES AND TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO GRIEF SO THAT YOU EMULATE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF THE COMMUNITY AS YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO WAY YOURE EVER GOING TO BE RECOGNIZED AS ANYTHING MORE THAN THE MMR YOU CALIBRATED WITH CONTRIBUTING TO A VICIOUS CYCLE OF TILTED GAMING LEAVING YOU NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO PLAY LIKE A WEABOO SNOWFLAKE AND PRAY YOUR MATCH ISNT GOING TO BE COMPLETE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ THEM YOURE GOING TO GET REPORTED ANYWAYS IF NOT BY THEM THEN BY THE PAID THROWERS OR THE PEONS WHO EMULATE THEM AND ALL WHO DISAGREE SUCK ♥♥♥♥ BY CHOICE

THIS GAME IS 100% RIGGED YOU GET REPORTED YOU WILL LOSE THE TEAMS ARE SKEWED EVERY GAME YOUR LOSS IS DECIDED IN THE SEARCH QUEUE THEY ARE TAKING 5+ MINUTES TO FIND 5 PEOPLE WHO WERENT REPORTED TO GET A FREE WIN AGAINST YOU AND 4 OTHER PLAYERS WHO HAVE THE SAME BEHAVIOR SCORE AS YOU DO IT IS ALL RIGGED SKILL MEANS NOTHING MMR MEANS NOTHING IT IS ALL RIGGED TO PREVENT GOOD PLAYERS FROM OUTSHINING THE PAID ACTORS OF THE PRO SCENE WHO MILLIONS LOOK UP TO AND EMULATE IF WE BEGAN TO OUTSHINE THESE WEABOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THERE WOULD BE A SIGNIFICANT DECREASE IN PROFIT FROM THIS GAME IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER YOU SPEND MONEY OR NOT BUT INSTEAD THE IDEA THAT IF PROS ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND ALSO SPORT THE NEWEST SKINS MILLIONS OF PLAYERS WILL SPEND MONEY TO LOOK LIKE THE PROS IN HOPES OF BEING LIKE THEM IT IS THE SAME REASON ATHLETES AND MEDIA STARS HAVE THEIR OWN CLOTHING LINES THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN CORPORATE RIPPED OFF THE IDEA FROM ESTABLISHED COMPANIES TO MAKE THEIR OWN MILLIONS AND IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR INCOME THEY DESIGNED A RIGGED SYSTEM WHERE THE MAJORITY HAVE LITTLE CHANCE TO INTERFERE BECAUSE ANYONE CAN GET LUCKY OR GET CARRIED IN A DOTA MATCH BUT HOW MANY OF YOU CAN BECOME A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE OR MEDIA STAR VERY FEW TO NONE AT ALL THAT IS WHY THEY HIRE DOTA PLAYERS TO THROW YOUR MATCHES AND TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO GRIEF SO THAT YOU EMULATE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF THE COMMUNITY AS YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO WAY YOURE EVER GOING TO BE RECOGNIZED AS ANYTHING MORE THAN THE MMR YOU CALIBRATED WITH CONTRIBUTING TO A VICIOUS CYCLE OF TILTED GAMING LEAVING YOU NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO PLAY LIKE A WEABOO SNOWFLAKE AND PRAY YOUR MATCH ISNT GOING TO BE COMPLETE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ THEM YOURE GOING TO GET REPORTED ANYWAYS IF NOT BY THEM THEN BY THE PAID THROWERS OR THE PEONS WHO EMULATE THEM AND ALL WHO DISAGREE SUCK ♥♥♥♥ BY CHOICE

suicide simulator

Mr krabs got a boner

One of gaming's best gems. A hidden one, that is. The whole atmosphere, and visuals are very stunning. I was shocked at how a beauty like this couild be so cheap. Very aesthetic not to mention the vast array of options the game has such as various controller support, extensive documentation, and over the top graphic options. Only if other games could learn from this masterpiece. Dead bits will never fail to impress. Great game, 10 out of 10.