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23.0 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This is the greatest game i have ever played.
Posted 16 December, 2023. Last edited 25 February, 2024.
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1.9 hrs on record
amazing game
Posted 29 December, 2022.
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6.3 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid game
Posted 15 July, 2022.
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15.4 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
dumb game
Posted 11 November, 2021.
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17.2 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
Great
Posted 21 August, 2020.
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50.8 hrs on record (43.1 hrs at review time)
THe new undertale?!?
Posted 16 March, 2020.
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10.6 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Long Live Santa is a masterpiece in every category required for a game to be truly spectacular. It's gameplay and controls time travel you back to classic first person shooters such as DOOM or Minecraft, while painting an atmosphere and world to make it just enough different to be its own game. No matter whether you win or lose the previous match, it lassos you in with its immersive and addictive style making sure you don't stop having fun until you force your computer off. Not to mention, Long Live Santa is educational, as it retells the horrific historical events of World War II in its surprisingly dark backstory. You play as Santa, a Nazi soldier clone of millions produced by Adolf Hitler himself to build his army for world domination. However, accurate to the real life story, the plan backfires after one of the Nazi Santas obliviously swaps his soldier clothing for one similar of the US enemy, all the other clones copying him, as they are all one in the same. This puts you against one another to destroy the US, which is ironically the clothing you are wearing as well. Long Live Santa is a rollercoaster of thrill and emotion, and anyone who disagrees is a fool as my IQ was recently tested to be over 420, same with my unborn daughter. It carries in the family.
Posted 17 February, 2018. Last edited 25 March, 2018.
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16.4 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
game is super buggy, one of the girls killed herself and it all went downhill from there with missing textures and sentient ai wouldn't recommend
Posted 17 February, 2018. Last edited 10 March, 2018.
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78.9 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
grate
Posted 8 April, 2017.
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