Recent reviews by BINGUS

nails 90s car culture to a T, and it isn't even finished yet. feel like that says a lot

I've mostly just fished and done wacky ♥♥♥♥
looks great, plays great
only one complaint, my horse likes to walk like he has autism sometimes. hasn't killed himself yet though so that's good.

I'm slowly getting to the point where I aim train more than I actually game. Thanks KovaaK!

do not buy you will be sucked in and never want to play another game ever again

This game is absolutely beautiful even on my $400 budget build. It's running at 30 fps but nonetheless it's amazing. The puzzles are challenging and enjoyable, while they aren't difficult enough to make me angry at the game. I feel at peace while playing this game, and also a sense of achievement every time I completed a puzzle. I'm not one for puzzle games, but this one is absolutley amazing. 10/10

I can use the force.
20/10

I can steal ♥♥♥♥
40/5

No actual point to the game
I'd call it a 9 big red buttons/10 big red buttons

I can run up walls
10/10

I can kill anything and anyone
except kids
6/10