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It blows my mind that a single random dude and his friends can make a more compelling and fun game than a majority of the AAA game industry. Highly recommended for the price even in its current state, I'm looking forward to the future of this game.

>15
>Freshman year
>Flawless Grades
>No life
>4 friends irl
>sit around playing video games all day
>Saw this game on the store front
>installed
>found a girl who liked this on an online forum
>don't think much or this
>gets talking about this game
>she's into gaming
>found out she lives close
>meets irl
>has lots of common interest
>we played COD for hours together
>she seemed to like me
>I wanted to make a move but was afraid of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up
>I'm gonna be in the friend zone forever I thought
>6 months pass
>its my birthday
>no one's there exept my family
>par for the course
> I hear a knock on my door
>It's her
>I asked what she was doing here
>she said she came here for my birthday
>I invite her in
>we play COD for a few hours
>I decide out of fear of being in the friend zone to kiss her
>she pulls away then kisses back
>we decide to date
>one day while in the park
>someone's hitting on her
>I tell him to stop
>he ignores
>I punch him
>he punches back and its a full blown fight
>I lose
>My mom saw my bruises and got all scared
>She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air

CS GO is like heroin, you know it's terrible but you just keep doing it and no matter how hard you try you can't stop.

It's like Paper Mario but with better humor

Great for burnig in headphones,
In this game you can alt-tab out with the music playing in the backgound so while your trying to get trading cards by alt-tabing out you can also burn in your headphone.
Best Game Ever would by again

Role played as Solid Snake with a surpressed weapon and killed anyone who liiked at me funny.
10/10 would reccomend