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Boat Mormon 15 Apr, 2025 @ 10:56am 
La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack
Boat Mormon 10 Apr, 2025 @ 5:50pm 
chicken jockey
Ernesto 5 Jun, 2021 @ 8:10pm 
bruh you got more hours on cyberpunk than on changing diapers
Stu 10 Dec, 2020 @ 6:57pm 
Steve? Are you in here?
Figglehorn 9 Aug, 2019 @ 7:24pm 
+rep doesnt donate pee
Ryan 9 Aug, 2019 @ 7:19pm 
John: Stuffing your face as usual...
Garfield: I gotta have a good meal
John: Garfield you fat cat! You are so big and fat! Why are you so fat!
Garfield: I eat, john. It's what I do.

Garfield: It's time to kick odie off the table.
John: Don't do it garfield, thats are pet dog Odie!
Garfield: You're going into orbit, you stupid mutt.
Garfield: *Kicks Odie*
John: GARFIELELDEIELD!!!

Garfield: Time for a nap, I'm a cat who loves to snooze.
John: GARFIELD YOU LAZY CAT!!!
Garfield: I hate alarm clocks. I am hungry I want some Lasaga.
John: You're eating us out of house and home, GARFIELD!!!
Garfield: Enough with the chit chat, let's get some grub going.
*** Meanwhile ***
John: Where are the three cheese pizzas?
Garfield: I ate those food.
John: Where are the taco shells?
Garfield: I ate those food.
John: Where did all the hamberger helper go?
Garfield: *earscreechingly loud burp*
John: You're such
Captain Crunch 9 Aug, 2019 @ 7:11pm 
pee pee poo poo
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Romance 20 Jun, 2014 @ 8:42am 
Monoco is $1.45:borderlands2: