Verified On Steam as the real Winston Ingram fae Craglang
''Why would a Baldy bastard shave his heed unless he wisny a baldy bastard, oh he is a bastard but no a baldy wan''
''Wee Dug named patch hes no well''
''Ma Legs away Jack''
''We're no playing 'cairds'. We're playing cards. Cairds are what you play cards wi''
'' Whit ye gonny do next? Cut aff yer baws and come back as yer sister?''
"Attack of the Lazy bastard Barman"