Recent reviews by Observer

Got drunk on a whole bottle of Captain Morgan's, yet still managed to collect all the diary pages, postcards, and achievements in that session, even though I don't remember anything. 0.7l/0.7l perfect game to get blackout drunk.

Oversized cargo tipped over 20m away from the delivery point ... and I didn't bring a crane.

"Fear not the dark, my friend, and let the feast begin"

is gud

Is a good game.

Now to play this thing, you NEED to have a controller, because playing with the keyboard and mouse is like pulling out your own teeth.
But if you are like me and don't have the sodding thing, you'll have to play the game with the keyboard and mouse. Lemme give you some advice. Ditch the mouse, and bind the camera controls to the keyboard, because playing it with the mouse is harder than pulling off your own nuts.

This game should have Japan. So then it would be Japan vs USA, USSR vs Germany.

You know that orange box that says: "Notice: Microsoft Xbox 360® Controller for Windows® (or equivalent) is strongly recommended". These guys ain't lyin'. Just tried playing without the controller and trust me, IT"S A PAIN IN ASS. 99/10 would eat ♥♥♥♥ again.