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I had no job, no wife, no children, not even hope.
But then, in the distant sunlight, there it was.
I had found it.
The Amazing World.
I rapidly pressed the installl button.
I accepted the install.
I watched as 7 minutes, turned to 3 minutes, 2 minutes, 1 minute.
Done.
I pressed the play button as fast as I could.
My heart beating, I waited.
Every second it took to load, felt like an eternity.
All of a sudden, there it was.
As the colorful letters reminded me of an age long gone, I started to cry.
I passed out.
When I woke up, my nose was bleeding. My house, completed trashed.
My TV knocked over, my pantries emptied, even my Debit Cards were maxed out.
Except...
The computer.
The computer was the only thing that was saved. I investigated the area.
The game was on, and somehow I had all of the items in the game.
I had not a single penny left.
I now live on the streets, I live off of rat carcasses and slightly used vodka.
Enter at your own risk.
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Il███████████████████].▌ Defeat Greedy Valve Employees!!! GABE NEWELL WILL PAY FOR DELAYING HL3!!!
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ...\☻/︻╦╤─ Copy and paste him all over the work shop so he
Il███████████████████].▌ Defeat Greedy Valve Employees!!! GABE NEWELL WILL PAY FOR DELAYING HL3!!!