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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
YES G*DD**N IT YES THAT IS WHY I DID IT ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!
Posted 1 February. Last edited 1 February.
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0.0 hrs on record
i love running my lil blacksmith
story is decent and thematic but doesnt hook you very much
i can finally sell off all my loot since all the traders are broke
quests are repetitive if you don't get lucky
Posted 9 January.
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0.0 hrs on record
stunning area, stealth complaints dont make sense as i was just able to sprint around most of the time without anyone seeing me. its the best story out of the dlc
Posted 9 January.
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9.1 hrs on record
the most visually compelling story i have ever played in a game
Posted 20 December, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
i pushed so many coins
and i would make a coin tower and push that
and i would get shiny coins and push those
and i would cheat by throwing giant coins in and push those
and i would shake the machine until sirens went off and security had to escort me out

then i played this game and its pretty similar
Posted 10 November, 2025.
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30.8 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
indie goty
Posted 20 September, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
117.1 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
i cant stop racing girls with horse ears and tails
Posted 29 June, 2025. Last edited 29 June, 2025.
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13.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
VERY Quick Review:
Runs smoothly on my PC (i9 13900K / RTX 4090 / 64GB DDR5 / 980 Pro SSD). Fixed an audio bug via file verification—no issues since.

PROS:

Cinematic: Intros, Victory screens, sword clashes, and dodge counters feel and look great.

Soul Breaks: Ultimates are slick and visually satisfying.

Unique Kits: Characters have distinct abilities that keep gameplay fresh.

CONS:

Roster Feels Thin: Wasted potential with picks like Kira—where’s Baraggan/Tenjiro/Jirobo? Needs Thousand-Year Blood War characters in the future.

No Crossplay: Limits multiplayer fun.

Stability: Lower end PCs are having stability issues (crashes, lag)—optimization needs work for weaker setups.
Posted 20 March, 2025. Last edited 20 March, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
101.5 hrs on record (74.7 hrs at review time)
Start to finish, the main quest line is the best interactive cinematic piece of storytelling i have ever played, and i didnt even realize it until it was over

if this doesnt win every award for each category its in... im going to markvart von aulitz a village

edit: They got robbed at the game awards, the judgments rendered therein are oft swayed by the winds of popularity and the clamor of the masses. It reflects what was most visible and most talked about, not necessarily what was best.
Posted 14 February, 2025. Last edited 11 December, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.5 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
steam award
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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