I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

Giving my husband a slurpy surprise
I 👥 did and it was horror 👿👻🍆 story 📚 for my husband 👫. More than 10 🔟 years 📰🕐🗓 ago 😅, I 👁 thought 💭 it would be “super sexy” to surprise 😲 my husband 👫 with a blowjob 🌬👅🐡 while he 👨 was watching 👀🙋‍♂️ tv 📺. After 👀 he 👨😎 was “finished”, I 👁 grabbed 🏼 my Dunkin ⛹🏿 Donuts 🍩👌🏽 iced ❄ coffee ☕ from the end 🔚 table 😐 and spit 💦 the “delicious semen” right ✔ into the cup ☕.
I 👁 swirled it around 🔃 and I 👁 was attempting 🙋 to be gross 🤢 and hilarious 😂, but 🍑 as I 👁 took 👫 a big 🍆 ole sip 💦 of the straw 🚬 while making 🖕 serious 😐 eye 👀 contact 📱📞... I 👁 realized 💡 that I 👁 had gone 🏃 much 🔥 too far 🌌.
He 👨 was not okay 👌🏻 with it and it is one ☝🙏🏼 of the many 👬 reasons 🌟 that he 👨🏻 hates 😡 me.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx