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19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26pm 
Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
31 Oct, 2024 @ 2:48pm 
cute
12 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
trash player
18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17am 
Who farted?
28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23am 
WHY YOUG DOUING THIS!??!@@@!?
7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am 
Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!
5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21am 
Poutiiiiine !!!!!
24 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am 
lets go party in csgo
30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21pm 
thge manbearpig tamer
20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm 
fat loser getting boosted by a cheater that's impersonating an "ex pro"
20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:48pm 
gets boosted by cheater lmaoo
4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:04pm 
signed by me
3 Jun, 2021 @ 10:50am 
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10 Apr, 2020 @ 6:20pm 
bogdan was here
24 Aug, 2019 @ 5:29pm 
fat
21 Oct, 2018 @ 2:50pm 
He's fast for being old
18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
💛
18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
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18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
Affe🐵
18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
best player on esea!!!
18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
Trade Rep :steamhappy: Excellent trader. Polite, patient and friendly. Highly recommended!
18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
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18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
Sign My Profile Please
18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
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18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
+rep has zeus skills
18 Aug, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
Hi, i have sent you a friend request here on steam.
6 Aug, 2018 @ 3:46pm 
Thanks for using <GG>'s Level Up services! Feel free to leave a comment how my service was today!
3 Aug, 2018 @ 1:06pm 
Do you want to replenish your inventory with good skins? Look in my main profile https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561198014782341
30 Jul, 2018 @ 6:27pm 
I can give my Karambit Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
16 Jan, 2018 @ 12:04pm 
++REP++ sucked my ♥♥♥♥ for skins!!! deff worth the 2 sand dunes <3
31 Dec, 2017 @ 11:38pm 
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30 Oct, 2017 @ 9:52pm 
I love my foreskin. I don't know how else to express the way I feel about that sheath of flesh that covers the most sensative part of my ♥♥♥♥. I feel lucky to have dodged the knife (thanks to my mom) and remained intact while so many of the boys I grew up with were circumcised. There's nothing like stroking my ♥♥♥♥ and watching my skin roll up and down. And the feeling is so intense. In my younger days I was able to suck my own ♥♥♥♥ right down to the base. I remember how I would stick my tongue under the skin and around the head. The biggest turn on was when I would ♥♥♥, I would close the skin and fill it wih my jizz and it would expand like a water balloon. Then I would put my mouth around it and let it open and the ♥♥♥ would spill into my mouth. No mess. No need to clean up afterwards. I would suck and lick the remaining ♥♥♥ off of the head. Yup I love my foreskin!
22 Oct, 2017 @ 2:59pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life