Jäger
Jäger Cederholm 619
Okinawa, Japan
Hey guys, my name is SH-60R Seahawk. I am from the Sikorsky-Lockheed Martin Military Aircraft Production Plant, and I am armed with a variety of Torpedoes and Missiles as well as SONOBUOYS and Hydrophone/MAD sensors. I look forward to sinking all of your Chinese/Russian ships.
Hey guys, my name is SH-60R Seahawk. I am from the Sikorsky-Lockheed Martin Military Aircraft Production Plant, and I am armed with a variety of Torpedoes and Missiles as well as SONOBUOYS and Hydrophone/MAD sensors. I look forward to sinking all of your Chinese/Russian ships.
Currently Online
Favorite Game
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Cold Waters
Quotes
"The United States is my playground"
- Jäger

"Waves Will Sink Ships"
- Jäger

"WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ DID MY M&M GO!"
- Jäger

"YOU BE A SPACE MONKEY"
- Jäger

"​You can land on the sun, but it has to be at night"
- Jäger

"I love to throw candy on the ground and watch the little kids go to it and laze them with a 50cal"
- iRon

"Gen Z tends to lean more right because of the reality of the situation going on in the United states is forcing people to see how the left treats its people ,and how they tend to throw people under the bus for gains"
- Jäger

Only a soldier can fully understand this song. After the US Revolutionary War, men forgot what it took to fight against tyranny. Then came Rhodesia. " Forget " became the norm. Just like Iraq, War has become a carnival game. Those who do not fight it, " play it ".
the song Rome - One Fire
- DeathLock

"I love America and I love freedom, anyone that tries to take that no matter how big or small will have to go through me and my rifle"
- Jäger

“I dug under the Berlin Wall to escape the capitalist West.”
- Literally no one ever

"They Are Watching You"
-everyone

"You see when people love their homeland
They regard it as their own land
And they fight wether they right or they are wrong"
-Clem Tholet

"Hey it's got grass, i'm getting it."
- Jäger

"Also why you gotta look so damn cute."
- Jacob

'When you tear out a mans tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're telling the world that you fear of what he might say"
- Tywin Lannister

"i just wanna commit war crimes"
- Tuesday

"Hey wanna see pictures of my ♥♥♥♥, very hairy, very small, very spotty"
- Ronald

"That's what you call efficient AA"
- Jäger

"Your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass forgot his money in the army, so the Marines had to pick up the tab. Play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game you little ♥♥♥♥."
- Jäger

Twas many moons ago that I began this noble quest to download Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024. The first moon brought hope, the second, mild concern. By the fifth, I had accepted my fate as the eternal steward of a progress bar stuck at 97%.

Seasons have changed. The leaves fell, the snows came, and now spring threatens to bloom again. I suspect the game may finish downloading by the time the next harvest is gathered—or perhaps when my descendants inherit my PC.

Microsoft has truly outdone themselves with the realism. This isn’t a flight simulator; it’s a patience simulator. The skies will have to wait, as I remain grounded, my dreams of flight thwarted by 3%. - Alex
Recent Activity
3.9 hrs on record
last played on 1 May
40 hrs on record
last played on 25 Apr
12.4 hrs on record
last played on 25 Apr
19 Mar, 2025 @ 3:30pm 
He asked me for Nudes!
22 Oct, 2024 @ 4:00pm 
+rep great husband
18 Nov, 2023 @ 7:22am 
Pretty good dude. Solid mf
22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:22pm 
+rep Has made me a proud father
17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am 
Best of luck lad, do us proud. :medidynasty_fox:
21 May, 2022 @ 12:44am 
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