sum ♥♥♥♥♥ wanna play sogy bicuit whit me am a proffesional at the sport won sevral biscuits tournaments became the sogy biscuit grand master for a month until a ching ling stole my possion whit his fast nut technique or like he calls it in chinise 超高速ナットオーバードライブ究極のペニス崩壊テクニック
anyways am looking for pepole to compete as after my titel as sogy grand master got stolen i got clinical depression went afk for a year and got so drunk i hung my cat what am trying to say is that am a bit rusty at soggy biscuit know and finding oponets to test my masterfull skils is hard at this age of time since most pepole are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and calls this magnificents sport gay

iN 1987 I PAYED MY DUES TO THE GRAND POPE OF THE DOMINIkan region of pennsylvenia.
Most of my dues where debts i had to pay for the sports enaching drugs i had to take like ginger beer, chiken and most and importantly the worst drug of them all bole for only half a dollar at kiwi not the bird not the fruit and not the store wiant yes the store in any how afteer fideling whit my wonder wand i found out a newway to mqaterilase my magical ♥♥♥♥ flicking moves. After my defeat from ching lling and his 超高速ナットオーバードライブ究極のペニス崩壊テクニック technique. I decided that my old style wich went by the name flick flick 9000 hase grown redudant as its was mostlly based around nuting in one fluid motion right on top the biscuit. The 9000 part is mostly an overdramatization of the 90 degre flicking mosion u would be doing. As to my defeat i found out acuracy and speed dosent mater as longas o,2 ml of your sperm touches the biscuit before any of the other competitors means that u win.
If u and ur competitor nuts at the same time they measure the amoutn of each partyssperm on the biscuit and the party whit most sperms wins therefor.

In any how ching lings Super High Speed ​​​​Nut Overdrive Ultimate Penis Collapse Technique.
Is a stratetegi of nut as fast as ♥♥♥♥ boy whitn 3 second using ching ling ultra perk of nerver lastin more than 2.o nano seconds he has the power of nuting 982901948859 whitn 3 second therfor leaving his ♥♥♥♥ in collapse of the massive strain leaving him mass exhausted.


Well after time m patiance and over 30 000 k wasted on boles i have adapted and constructed a new technique being able to beat ching lings absurd npm(nut per minute).
This new achiment by my calling is the God king wonder stick pewpew 666 907119.96 ultra maximus emploding requiem of the milky way of the mars bars combustulator of the imperioum 75 95 killer meters per squaruaincu. Or by its second name cuz i already forgot what i wrote willy billys double conecutive god flick the n9th.








































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