dumbest flop goin was helping a guy stop extract campers and the mutt clips me from behind. judging from the comment section biggest flop since dob mustbe been the sperm that dripped out his mums spincter and made its useless way into her tuppy.

Lil bros hairline looks like it spawned in the wrong biome high up north, cold, and barely surviving. It's receding faster than he does when he hears gunshots. As for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Bro’s got so little game his mom is trying to arrange a marrige for him but the only candidate is his uncle Billy Bobby the PDFfile who touched a few miners and gets his haircut at shoppo the drive thru haircut specialist

UP THE BLOODY MAROONS!!! LETS GOOO IM THIRSTY AND I FEEL LIKE DRINKING THE BLUES!!!! LETS GOOOOO

She’s not really playing Rust - she’s starring in a BBC doc called ‘Clueless Creatures in the Wild.’ Half the time she’s running around like she just installed the game 5 minutes ago and thought the trees give crafting advice. She tries to trade with rocks, panics when she sees her own shadow, and somehow makes building a base look like quantum physics. No wonder she’s on RustForNoobs - though I’m still not sure if she’s trying to raid a base or get her stepsister stuck in the doorframe again for 'reasons' 💀

And then there’s her sidekick, McClaymore - a man with gear fear so bad he treats a green shirt like it’s tier 3 loot. I watched this guy kill someone, loot their full kit, and then immediately hide in a bush for 30 minutes deciding if it was ‘worth it’ to go home. Bro sleeps in 47-minute increments at 4 AM, wakes up just to recycle rope and log off. Together they’re like the Rust version of Pinky and the Brain - except neither one’s the Brain.

master player, expert tactics, let's continue to excel

doing good ♥♥♥♥ on rust