my xp bar is low

After a terrible game, I added him as a friend because he seemed like a cool guy. We hung out for a few months and became good friends. Lots of jokes, lots of great Hunt: Showdown 1896, and, most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a party. He said he'd come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he showed up at my house, he pinned me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ dig into my leg. I punched him and then tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

heh ♥♥♥♥, heheeeee ♥♥♥♥

yoshi wtf.

Your balls are mine.

twinkle twinkle little star