Ngano nang uwu uwu oy

OwO? Is it twueue? Ur Z-Zwei from t-that one Discword (≧ω≦). I cwan't believe it. UwU are a g-gwiwil. UwU m-must be sowo fun to twalk towo OwO. Canz I haz uwu phone nwumbas? OwO prowmise nwot towo hit on uwu wike dose owoful men. I pwomise. Dowo you wike anime? I bet uwu wobe anime. We showold Skype sowometime. Hehe. Sowoy, I wants towo talks mowos buts I has towo sweep now swince its past mys cowofuews. Let's towolks mowows tomowows. ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

Oh wow, you're a girl? And you play Dota 2? You must be incredibly sophisticated if you're able to play such a refined game. You should add me - I will protect you from all those lowlife peasants who do not know what it truly means to be a gentlemen. I'll let you take all of my last hits - I'll even drop you divine rapiers and ferry couriers. And after you top the leader board, I'll tip my top hat in pure adoration of your ability. M'lady, let me show you the time of a pure gentlemen.

hoi axe bogo. hahaha