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Devices:
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Bloody A90 Ultra (left click sticky from macro spam)
A4Tech X7 (survived a flood and two apartment moves)

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PC Specs
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Processor: intel celeron e3300 (heats my room better than central heating)
Ram: 512Mb ddr2 (two 256 sticks, one is half-dead)
Videocard: MSI RTX 4080 ventus x3 12gb (bought it for minesweeper, runs at 3% usage)

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Mouse settings:
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dpi: 12800 (mouse flies to orbit if i sneeze)
sensitivity: 6.9 (underscore mandatory)
mouse acceleration: on

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Resolution
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800x600 (stretched on 27 inches, enemies are thicker = easier to hit)
my monitor is samsung tv le32r81b (vga adapter, hdmi port died in 2019)

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My Fridge
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Indesit SZ 1670 (eternal like an ak-47, compressor screams through the whole building)

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My Vacuum cleaner
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Karcher WD 2 (chinese knockoff from the hardware store, but sucks dust like a champ)

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My Gaming Chair
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IKEA stool (one leg propped up with a 2017 maxim magazine)

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My Cooling System
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Floor fan "Mr. Sweater" (three speeds, turns on when room temperature exceeds cpu core temp)

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My Keyboard
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A4Tech krs-85 (missing f9-f12 keys, wasd replaced with doorbell buttons soldered on)

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My UPS
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Old ipon ups (beeps louder than me when mom turns off the lights)