"UH OH! BUTTHURT ALERT! PFFBBBBLT!!"


Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped.

And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip



Some rando just meeming around in this cosmic reality.

Mostly play SP games such as CP2077, RE games and occasionally Payday 2, Killing Floor, RDR2 or Stalker. My stats tell a better story. I also do chievos, so if ya need help with some (especially multiplayer/co-op ones) then you can hit me up.

boo doo
pee poo
murder people
murder people


Some lovely comments from yours truly: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Stroike: Globlyat Offensive

"Иди ♥♥♥♥♥ даун эбаный пидор ♥♥♥♥"

- some ♥♥♥♥♥♥

"Dude get some makeup and suck more dix you imbecile transvestite"

- allahu akbar

"kick mi plz nob team"

- italiano

"turn of hak"

- some smurf kiddo idk

"No rush all mid, they go B"

- rando's famous last words before the enemy team rushes through mid

"Guys gimme AWP, I will hold mid"

- a sIMPLE wannabe, who slow peeks mid and gets domed immediately afterwards

"Bro stoip buying smg's you have 7k"

- a supposed pro player, who sprays with every weapon and misses half of his magazine


Also, for russkies and non natives out there:

- The stairs leading to A from T spawn in Mirage is called "Ramp"
- Areas before B in Dust 2 are called "Upper tunnel" and "Lower tunnel"
- The area between CT spawn and B in Mirage is called "Market", "Kitchen" refers to the area in B apps that literally looks like kitchen.
- The "sewer" in Inferno is called "Underpass" or "Mexico"