Steam Community :: Hook Master

Yayap 31 Jul, 2025 @ 5:16pm

🪝🤴

Hook Master 17 Jul, 2025 @ 2:39pm

Thank you bro you’re too kind

wallnuts 16 Jul, 2025 @ 7:45pm

Might be the best bebop player in the world

tutu 16 May, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Crit the friendly in TF2, make the game a better place!

tutu 16 May, 2024 @ 11:56pm

StaticSpark, I would very welcome you in the Undeniable group I have been working on since November, I believe this is the definitive version, front page looks amazing, and the threads there even more appealing to the eye.

Hook Master 24 Apr, 2024 @ 3:44am

If you mean the recently locked one, yeah. Very well put together piece, like a golden fish hook.

Hook Master 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Wow, that's a name I haven't seen in a while. I've been good, how are you?

Dairugger [Useless Bay Pirate] 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15pm

+rep a dude if memory serves. We haven't spoken in a while lmao

Hook Master 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22pm

-rep, eat ♥♥♥♥, you're not getting the knife dude

76561199404877858 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

+rep add me bro

SHOCKOUT 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

bad time to post this

SHOCKOUT 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38am

Funny

Hook Master 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08am

none, I just happened to unbox a really expensive CS knife and now the cretins are coming out of the woodwork all over steam to see if they can somehow slimeball it out of my inventory
I've had like 13 spontaneous friend requests in the last 2 days

NOT penis man gaming 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28pm

dude what community page did you go on?!?!?!

NOT penis man gaming 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:28pm

the spark sure is static

SHOCKOUT 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50pm

cool videos on cool videogames

MY LOYAL FANS! 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:47pm

;)

Hook Master 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:41pm

:[

MY LOYAL FANS! 19 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55pm

3-0 ;)

pstjames 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

crazyest guy EVER!!!!1!!1!

Hook Master 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:31pm

That wench couldn't be trusted any longer.
In all seriousness no, I wasn't married at the time of writing the post, and no I have not since caught my wife playing pybro to another engineer.
I just really liked that line to be quite honest, thought it was funny.

KaizoDerep581 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:38pm

I was looking through your "StaticSpark's Analysis on TF2" for old times sake and this is what I found in the Pybro section:

"Appropriately named, this weapon was the main factor behind my divorce: I caught my wife playing pybro with another engineer."

Lmao, you actually divorced your wife over it?

Hook Master 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Agreed, and no worries, I get not wanting unwanted attention.

will i am 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

hello old friend

ktulu84 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49am

Sander 24 Mar, 2022 @ 1:16pm

haha machina goes BWOOSH

Hook Master 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Yes, very much so

❤Peachboy❤ 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

yes

Fancypantsprime 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Is the schadenfreude a taunt since you’re taunting your enemies by laughing at them?

Hook Master 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

You’re not really taunting anyone with most of em
Plenty of the taunts are more akin to emotes than actual taunts

veiny ahh dih 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

how dare you call taunts "emotes"

❤Peachboy❤ 22 Aug, 2021 @ 5:33pm

oh nice

Hook Master 22 Aug, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Toonhud

❤Peachboy❤ 22 Aug, 2021 @ 5:05pm

what hud do you use?

TheGreen246 18 Aug, 2021 @ 6:39pm

you still on that quest to prove stock shovel's good?

SharkBeret 18 Aug, 2021 @ 6:26pm

i've never considered the words "respectable" and "phlog player" to ever be used in the same sentence to describe someone, yet here we are

telek 25 Jun, 2021 @ 2:50pm

I unboxed the balooniheadphones or however you spell it
I immediately sold it because that thing looks bad

Kevin Crabcakes 25 Jun, 2021 @ 2:38pm

I opened three cases and got the three laziest and worst hats

;( Unboxing is not fun

flopaflop 24 Jun, 2021 @ 11:08pm

I honestly don't matter if players are bad or not. As long as they're having fun, they're fine.

will i am 24 Jun, 2021 @ 6:07am

unfortunately not every one has good luck

Hook Master 23 Jun, 2021 @ 7:20am

Yeah, super worth
I forgot how fun unboxing is when you have good luck

Kevin Crabcakes 23 Jun, 2021 @ 7:15am

Yo the hell is that unboxing luck

The one elite grade hat (even if it is balloonicorn ♥♥♥♥♥)
An unusual of debatably the best hat in the new set
A strange of the best cosmetic added in the past year
Another strange to keep the burger set going

Nice