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16 Nov, 2025 @ 12:39pm 
CAMPING ♥♥♥♥♥
30 Jan, 2021 @ 8:22pm 
kissed me on stevious 2x main without my consent, his team stole my heli and crashed it back into my base. He even shot a land mine underneath me. with a budding relationship that growed as fast as it died. i will love you forever, ant.
30 Apr, 2020 @ 12:02am 
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21 Nov, 2017 @ 3:35pm 
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26 Feb, 2017 @ 5:27pm 
trade?
25 Feb, 2017 @ 6:05pm 
big rick Nov 20, 2016 @ 11:29pm
stevens better than u now

and now mark
20 Nov, 2016 @ 8:29pm 
stevens better than u now
16 Nov, 2016 @ 6:59pm 
oh hi i suck penis and my name is derrick handcum. i love watching anime and my favorite is boku no pico i like fingering my poophole to the sounds of their tiny girl moans after that i get on csgo play esea at F- and go 0/20 because i have no social life
15 Nov, 2016 @ 7:56pm 
alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?
15 Nov, 2016 @ 7:55pm 
are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? why do you come to my profile and send all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass comments? Implying that i don't wear ANYTHING at all?? who are you trying to prove yourself worthy to? To me? If so then you're doing a terrible job at it.
I take a shower everyday, I never wear the undies twice in a row, nor clothing.
If you really think you're so tough , get your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass on a plane and come down - you know where i'm at. And talk ♥♥♥♥ to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face, alright?
15 Nov, 2016 @ 7:55pm 
i will defocate on ur face
15 Nov, 2016 @ 7:54pm 
shot him in game, shot me in the heart
15 Nov, 2016 @ 7:52pm 
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15 Nov, 2016 @ 6:28pm 
Any other hints or guesses to what? You didn't even post the demo of your game so we cant even see if you're telling the truth.
15 Nov, 2016 @ 2:14pm 
Ok so big deal. If you hadn't been a problem player at worst you'd be on a 2 hour cooldown.
13 Nov, 2016 @ 6:54pm 
I'm gonna chose no, like... the no with the corrupted box. I feel that no will help the most and will accidentily mess up its orders
13 Nov, 2016 @ 3:59pm 
i dont have opposable thumbs and have webbed hands i can still count rws on 1 hand
13 Nov, 2016 @ 3:57pm 
durdeeh has been kicked from the lobby for being ♥♥♥♥
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17 Feb, 2016 @ 2:39pm 
I'm gonna chose no, like... the no with the corrupted box. I feel that no will help the most and will accidentily mess up its orders
17 Feb, 2016 @ 2:09pm 
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25 Dec, 2015 @ 4:38am 
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24 Aug, 2015 @ 9:03pm 
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2 Aug, 2015 @ 4:31pm 
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13 Jul, 2015 @ 6:20pm 
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9 Jun, 2015 @ 9:36am 
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27 May, 2015 @ 12:40pm 
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15 May, 2015 @ 5:11am 
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18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:26pm 
Alright looks like you might have something there. Regardless, you won't get yoru cooldown removed. Your assumption might have been right thta the system assumed you participated in the vote because you had not abandoned yet. This is such a fringe incident that it's likely they hadn't planned for it while coding the system. Make a support ticket and include the link to the game demo. In the ticket let them know that it happens at the beginning of the second half of the game. I'll also let Killahinstincts know.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:09pm 
Go to the watch tab, then your games, right click on the game in question and open the score board. At the bottom there's a button that say's 'COPY LINK'. Hit that then paste it here on steam. And for gods sake tell me around what round it happened at so I don't have to watch the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:05pm 
Any other hints or guesses to what? You didn't even post the demo of your game so we cant even see if you're telling the truth.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:02pm 
The community cant tell you anything. We don't run the system, we just play the game.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 10:01pm 
THERE IS NO OTHER REASON. It tells you the reason for the cooldown. How many times do i have to tell you that?
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:58pm 
It doesn't matter what YOU believe. It tells you the reason the system gave you the cooldown. It's not going to lie to you. If you cant comprehend you then god help you.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:55pm 
Oh my god you are retarded. The reason was, according to the system, you vote kicked too many team mates. THAT'S THE REASON.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:49pm 
So what's your point? Some guy decided to go through the trouble of finding your IP, DDoSing you specifically long enough for you to be disconnected for the sole purpose that they could get vote kicked because they had to go? Yeah that sounds likely. Even if this did happen nothing is going to happen. Valve isn't going to put in a bunch of resources just to try and clear up a single cooldown, which itself will likely expire before they are able to come to a conclusion if it was right or not. You will have to wait 7 days until you can play competitive again and if you get any sort of infraction after that you get another 7 day cooldown.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:42pm 
Ok so big deal. If you hadn't been a problem player at worst you'd be on a 2 hour cooldown.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:40pm 
Except this isn't a corrupt government run by people, it's a proven computer system.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:39pm 
What does that mean?
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:38pm 
In your opinion. It gives you a reason for the ban. It tells you what the system saw and why it gave you a cooldown. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not a reason.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:37pm 
Correction, a lot of STUPID people hate me, including yourself.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:36pm 
And that meant what? It ALWAYS gives you a reason for your cooldown. Your inability to read it doesn't mean it's not there
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:34pm 
You did before. You don't get a 7 day cooldown for 1 vote kick. If I had been in your situation, i wouldn't even have a cooldown. You want to know why? Because I keep my cooldown level low. You obviously are a problem player to get to a point where you'll get a 7 day cooldown.
18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:31pm 
Not sure how you're getting my age is 14 but whatever. Anyway, don't want to get a 7 day cooldown? Here's a tip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c_I841J6_M