Happy Holidays everyone!

Used to follow when they were actually...active. Sad. Out.

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By the grace of God go forth and review the damned!

I can't wait for more reviews, they've been good so far!

But I've still been writing! Just not. . . publicly. While writing a 3000+ word article on a FTP game, I realized my writing isn't at a level I'd like it to be. In the past month, I've been re-evaluating my writing abilities and researching essay-style content. Additionally, I've been doing some work on my site.

Um, time and motivation? In light of my recent promotion, I spend more time at work than I'd like to; between increased hours, responsibilities and a declining living situation, it's hard for me to find time and drive to write like I used to.

I'm trying to secure a home loan right now, we'll see how that goes!

You haven't reviewed a game since 2021. What's goin on?

A fellow loverslab degen?! +respect

Where did you get the profile picture from, what game?

Actually, that's my own artwork. When I'm not writing reviews or playing games, I make 3D artwork. I plan on making a visual-novel at some point, but my life circumstances don't give me enough time to do so :)

Probably been asked before but what's your favourite hentai game ever?

I think I've been asked this before, but I guess people usually want to know my "top five" or "top ten" or something like that. I know it's not a "hentai game", but I choose Skyrim. I like meaningful gameplay and open world exploration with super-depraved content; this is all possible in Skyrim, and I love-love modding this game. If you're looking for "good games", I recommending checking out the "Q&A" on my website. Like I said, people ask about my favorite hentai games pretty often.

Where did you get the profile picture from, what game?

Probably been asked before but what's your favourite hentai game ever? Anyway love the reviews, looking for some good games and your reviews have been really informative!

Hey everybody, thanks for you feedback and sorry for not replying as often as I should :)

I did receive a copy of "Bone Town" by a generous fan and friend. I've been playing it whenever I can spare the time. It's so bad, I'm on the verge of quitting. As I write this reply, I'm writing the full-length article!

I'm guessing you didn't get Bone Town? Half the reviews on that game are from people who got it for free.

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Thank you for your detailed review. I just picked up Ambrosia after reading your review. Totally love it. Keep on the good work! It is truly appreciated!

Thanks for the thorough reviews Wombat, if you had to list your top 5-10 h-games/porn games on steam what would they be? So far I've thought Melty's was decent but it's hard to separate the wheat from the chaff with some of these games...

hi

can you please rewiev this game i would love hear your opinion about it

thanks

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1394100/SHELTER__An_Apocalyptic_Tale/

Are you still alive?

Mistreat innocent maids with your "Piston" behind the close doors of your mansion, "Maid Mansion". A visual novel where you enjoy all the freedom and benefit of being a rich perverted "Master" !!!! Beware virgin maids, if you make a mistake, you will feel the tip of my spear penetrate very deep in your ... !!! Rub faster, polish harder, servant; put some heart into it , maid !!! How many maids will fall before you reach climax !!!

Thanks, it's always good to know when someone finds my work useful :)

great reviews. i always look forward to your quick rundowns. all you need to know in a single glance.

i just randomly read reviews from games my brother wishlisted. . .

What a supportive sibling you are! I hope my reviews will help you decide which games to get your brother. I don't remember being very impressed by Space SEX , but if that's something your brother would like I'd take a look at Future Love Space Machine : Glimmer Deck ; both games share the same assets, and the latter is a more sandbox experience.

Ah? A question!

Well, I understand "trap" to be a slang word. I consider someone that considers himself a man that dresses like a woman to be an effeminate man (or as you called it, "femboy") or a "ladyboy". When a woman dresses like a man (but doesn't consider herself transgender), the word I would use is "tomboy". I hope that answers your question :)

Don't know how the hell I got here (or how to get out. Help!)

Welp, you done fecked yourself — sorry to say you're stuck here. Not sure if you saw it, but when you join the Trap there's a whole contract about how you forfeit all rights to your soul and yada-yada. But what's a soul for something you enjoy? I'm glad you like my work, and thankfully, I managed not to die during the fire craze. As for a game that stands out, Skyrim . It's pretty hard to beat Skyrim as an adult-game, but if I'm not allowed to choose TES5 then the first game that comes to mind is Breeders of the Nephelym: Alpha . It's a lot of fun, and super lewd too!

i just randomly read reviews from games my brother wishlisted on our account and there were plenty of adult games - about that i didn't told my brother yet. one was "Space SEX" or so... yeah, i just randomly saw your review on top of all the others and it is pretty nice. if the game is in sale, i'll buy it for him.

and... a little question, which, i mean who knows?, is meant serius:

you call a boy which is dressing himself as a girl a "trap" - i prefer "femboy" - but how do you call a girl who is dressing as a guy (which i am dressing like but i'm not)? i really like to know it and i'm too lazy to search it up in the internet - and hey, when i'm already here, in a weird group coment, why bot? - and would really appretiate a serius-ment answer.

Don't know how the hell I got here (or how to get out. Help!) just wanted to stroll on by and say hi! I've come across many of your reviews and have enjoyed reading them. I will probably read a few more before my time is up. Any games stand out as a particular favorite? Stay away from fire, please.

Love your work, just one question...Are you actually a girl or a. . . trap? . . .

Well, I am Dat Wombat of the Wombat Trap. . . does that answer your question? ;)

@Rynokii- Pretty sure our dear Wombat is a girl.

Awe, you guys are sweet :)

Joining as a fellow curator and reviewer. . .

Hey I know you! There's this Italian guy that befriended me long ago, early in my writing career called "Tamaster". He directed me to your profile (unless I made that up, my memory ain't so great no more. . . LOL!) I can so relate, though I seldom am in "good health". As I write this post, I fear I have a elevated temperature and a pair of maybe infected eye balls. What fun! I know I've seen you around, and it's wonderful to see you stop by :)

Thanks Superfabs, I do hope you recover soon — and do keep mashing them keys!

@Rynokii- Pretty sure our dear Wombat is a girl.

Love your work, just one question...Are you actually a girl or a...trap? Legit question though. :)

Joining as a fellow curator and reviewer who appreciates seeing your reviews! Thanks for doing some nice work! If I were in good health, I'd be rolling a lot more out myself. Anyway, you have a fellow lewd curator who admires your curator, so I'm pleased to have made a decision to be here in support of your cause!

Hey I just wanted to say I've admired your work from afar. . .

I read you comment before toddling off to work — it's comments like this that really keep be going. When I compare my writing of 2019 to my 2020 works, the differences are stark, but I still wonder if I've really improved as a writer. I've been experimenting with longer and longer articles, and I've enjoying writing them. . . although I realize that I have a limited audience that is willing to read my ramblings. I don't follow other video game critics, but I am generally disappointed by the content rival critics post. Also, gosh, the feels, again thank you for your very kind words.

I have 5 games that you did not recommend. . .

Only five? Half my Steam Library is full of regretful purchases, I'd be a right hypocrite to kick your heinie for bad life decisions! But hey, sometimes bad games have their own charm — I know there's been a few times I had a lot of fun with a game I ultimately disrecommended

finally I can write, what are some of the better adult games on here?

Depends on your budget and what you're looking for. Off the top of my head, I recommend Island SAGA , Last Evil and Mirror . I plan on writing a set of my personal picks in the future, in response to your question and a recent Q&A session I hosted.

I'm pretty mature for my age, haha yes I'm legal. Keep it up!

That somehow makes you more suspicious. . . but I suppose I'll have to take your word for it. Obviously, only legal people are allowed to be here, so I have nothing to worry about!

this group sucks please stop

No ♥♥♥♥[e] sherlock, this group is actually a secret gay bar — wanna suck with me?

It's nice to see a person dedicated to adult games rewievs. . .

Well there are plenty of other people dedicated to adult rewievs , I'm just another fish in the sea :) obligatory Discord server requires obligatory maintenance. . . ew. Feckin' cool kids their their social lives!

As awkward as it may be, I actually meant painted Avatar. . .

Yes! I do plan on having more content regarding the "painted Avatar" — her name is Eedilyn, and she's a character I wrote based on the Skyrim universe. I am eager to do video reviews in the future, I have many ideas!

Hey I just wanted to say I've admired your work from afar for awhile but I've really enjoyed your writing lately. Your conversational tone is breezy and your wit oozes through. Last year or so I feel like your reviews have become so much fun to read. I really love your work it was always good and its gotten so much better. I am not much into erotic games and I honestly only click on them ont he store page to specifically look for YOUR reviews because theyre so funny. I basically think 99.99% of video games critics are terrible anymore and your approach to this is a desperately needed voice in what I consider to be a very missed part of journalism.

I have 5 games that you did not recommend, some one put an end to my wasteful game buying, please Wombat Trap kick me in the rear. Thanks. :) Great reviews :)

finally I can write, what are some of the better adult games on here?

I'm pretty mature for my age, haha yes I'm legal. Keep it up!

@jite - if you don't like it, don't come around. seriously, grow up

this group sucks please stop

It's nice to see a person dedicated to adult games rewievs, really needed that! I can't wait to see what the future holds :)

That being said... Where is the obligatory Discord-Server that every cool kid nowadays has? :>

As awkward as it may be, I actually meant the painted Avatar of this group, BUT HELL YEAH, the prospect of having video reviews is so much better! Please do this, may the Wombat empire rise!

Hello! First, thank you for the compliments. May the Wombat empire rise to the top! Now, when you discuss my avatar, I assume you are referring to my personal image. To answer your question, yes. I intend on creating video reviews in the future, once I'm able to afford a personal studio, with proper equipment (and much needed privacy).

Much needed privacy for. . . reasons.

Dear Wombat,

yeah, you have deserved all praise, your reviews are great, maybe even the best for this genre, and so on...

BUT - is there any chance to see "more" of your cute Avatar? XD


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And hey, if you have some monogamous thing going there, then please take my sincerest apologies and I will delete my comment immediately.

Huh, you didn't hit the character limit? Well, anyways —

Thank you. It's always great to know when someone gets utility from my reviews.

Yikes, that's a big bummer with your arm. I sure hope you're right handed. . . hah. The thought of losing one of my hands kind of freaks me out. On that topic, maybe I should bring back a "feature" I tried sometime back (which I'll admit, started as a joke). I think that there were a few reviews where I mentioned whether or not a game could be played one handed, because, you know. And hey, don't worry one bit 'bout the money thing.

Actually, I had a discussion about achievements with a friend recently. I don't care about them (personally), but I know that many people do (with great fervor). I'm not sure what you mean by "restricted", but I'll consider how to add "achievements" to my review format.

Thanks for the words, and the good ideas too.

Hi, huge comment incoming:

First of all, great job with your reviews, I check all the games you mention and I agree with what you say.

Second of all, I had a motorbike accident (not my fault) and had to get surgery, and basically I can't move my left arm from the shoulder for now, so I check which games I can play with 1 hand. The reason I'm telling you this is, since I can't go to work, and the government can't give me any benefit because of Corona, I am penniless and can't exactly donate to you for the moment... Sorry

And thirdly, a small suggestion. I don't want to tell you how to do your reviews or anything, I love them just the way they are, but if you want, you can add which games have achievements, and if they are restricted. For me, it's not an issue, because as I said, I check all the games you review for myself, but maybe others would find it useful.

It's tough begging for money, but keep going and stay safe and strong!

Thanks for your reviews! :D

Heh, thank you you two. Ain't no breaks on the wombat train!