i was a captain, once.

IT'S FLORENCE, THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ AIN'T FRENCH

damn, brad beat me to it. tbf, the comments weve had on this lately were all written one year apart. the spiderwebs on this page are cray.

first 2015 post

thats right

we've reverted to those jokes

now what?

melon works in allcaps

9:59 PM - Fob: https://24.media.tumblr.com/5ac60f426871392832ce13a8710a904f/tumblr_mr5qjmsNf11ruo4imo1_250.gif
9:59 PM - flurkmas 2013: clarence ;_;
10:00 PM - Fob: be strong clarence
10:00 PM - flurkmas 2013: ;_;
10:00 PM - flurkmas 2013: be strong for mother ;_;
10:01 PM - flurkmas 2013: THEN ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE
10:01 PM - flurkmas 2013: SANTA CAME TO SAY
10:01 PM - flurkmas 2013: CLARENCE WITH YOUR MOUTH SO WIDE
10:01 PM - flurkmas 2013: WON'T YOU SAKH MA DEEKH TONITE
10:01 PM - Merry Melonmas!: .....

21 July 2011

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8wum9z2rz1t1fwl/P1050988.JPG

2:27 AM - flurk: does that mean you're now fapping with two hands?
2:28 AM - Melon: no
2:28 AM - Melon: whhy
2:29 AM - flurk: well
2:29 AM - flurk: why not?
2:36 AM - Melon: its still a tad moist

10:22 PM - Fob: flurk is a girl?
10:22 PM - Fob: was*
10:23 PM - flurk: i am a girl
10:23 PM - flurk: you ever noticed
10:23 PM - flurk: that i'm actually a girl inside?
10:23 PM - Fob: I have to rewrite all my fanfics now

8:40 PM - Saile: flurk being a girl isn't working out for me
8:40 PM - flurk: i understand saile
8:40 PM - flurk: let's switch our bodies back
8:40 PM - Saile: YES
8:40 PM - flurk: this nightmare can finally end

8:03 PM - Saile: melon keeps projecting her gay emo boy dreams on chris

6:11 PM - Saile: god my face is bad enough

I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER!!

5:18 PM - Melon: me and fob are synchronised buttgrabbers

I'll shank you broskie.

yeaaa

MERRY CHRISMAS! HAHAHAHh

MERRY EVERYONE

OMG THIS NEW STEAM SCARES ME

9:59 PM - Brad: I don't care about gender

Hey!

amazing, the new group description sounds very hipster-y. not suprising since saile wrote it...

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10:22 PM - flurk: melonpan! \o/
10:22 PM - MelonC: flurk tan1
10:22 PM - MelonC: !!
10:22 PM - flurk: :3
10:22 PM - flurk: how is my favourite fruit?
10:24 PM - MelonC: good
10:24 PM - MelonC: today is a good day
10:24 PM - MelonC: nothing special, but its good
10:24 PM - MelonC: and hows my favourite asian? (OH SNAP ANDE)

Happy new year!

happy new year folks!

http://funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/justin-cobain-kh0927101.jpg

BURN THAT SHIRT SAILE. BURN IT. BURN ITT ARGGH

;__; need more mario kart

We all are D:

And then... silence. Anyone else having separation anxiety?

Saile: I feel like I'm in a foreign country and I was really disappointed to see the view from my hosue wasn't Melon's...

;_;

Large sadface time. :(

GET AN UGLY GIRL TO MARRY YOU

SO FROM MY PERSONAL POINT OF VIEW

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE

IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY FO THE REST OF YO LIFE

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1863577

ok im hary potr

We should have a fancy webcam chat. I'll put on my robe and wizard hat.

Amdrial: I decided to suck a house...no, wait...

Amdrial: I decided to blow a house into your hole

Hey everyone, democracy just kicked in!

I love every single one of ya! That's all I had to saaaaay!

For anyone interested, there's a link to a custom UI edit which reverts the main menu to pre-Mac style. I use it myself right now, and it feels damn good!

http://www.fpsbanana.com/guis/24128

Alright, i'm here, Don't panic! Even though i only know a couple people :P

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

hey ^^ it's nice to be part of the group. Hope there will be lotsa fun here. :P

HAI I'M HERE. Even if nobody knows me. OTL||

My microphone is awesome, I love him! /school Internet

four'h !! an'd b' t'at i m'an gol'ing