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The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Patient: "At least I don't have cancer."
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "my parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."
1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.
One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."