Happy birthday

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour. -Kissing is a habbit. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a game. Guys get all the pleasure. Girls get all the pain.10mins of pleasure, 9months of pain. A baby with no name, this woulld never happened if the rubber hadn't tore!! Sex is like math. You Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and pray to God you don't multiply. Roses are red. Grass is green open your legs and i'll fill you with cream. - Sex is evil , sex is a sin, sins are forgiven so stick it in. You opened it so you are cursed for 5 years if you don't read the entire thing. -Roses are nice, violets are fine. I'll be the six if you'll be the nine - Eat me, bite me, blow me, ♥♥♥♥ me, suck me very slowly, f you like it dont be a sassy. Use your tongue and make it nasty!! Copy and paste this on to 10 freaks pages or you will have bad luck for 7 yeras and bad sex for 10 years

:3

Mew~

...close enough... lol

no its just my friends

Thanks for inviting me everybody. I just want to poiint out I'm not a brony, so I won't know what you all are talking about when you start speaking pony.