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Once there was a great big fat man. His name was Pudge the Butcher. He picked first, and as the only mid on his team refused to go mid. He then fed first and second blood to Kunkka. But, alas, the fat man wasn't done yet - he would be 0-15 by the time the match was over.

Of course, this story is boring so far, right? We need something to...spice it up. Like, I dunno, some tranqs and an armlet. See, this fat man wasn't conforming to the logic of Dota 2 - he wanted to try something incredible. Or incredibly stupid. There's not really a way to describe tranqs-armlet pudge that isn't some form of "incredibly stupid".

So, an 0-15 Pudge with tranqs and an armlet. You know what the best part is? That was a win. Yup, for the fat man's amazing effort of stupidity, he got carried through the game and now has a win to his record. So, who knows, maybe now his winrate has gone up from 12%.

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=321097938