poop

my car go beep beep

my car go vroom vroom

not working

Left shift

how do you shoot in cs

Woah, just take it easy, man.

Jets beams can't melt steel memes.

Living meme*

either I suck at trying to kill myself or I am a living god

LOL how? and why didnt it work?

Tried to kms bb

Cant believe half of you havent killed yourselves yet, we should start talking again, im down if anyone wants to.

Bc gay

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Hunter gibe me admin plox

♥♥♥ hunter

INHUMAN ERECTIONS

INHUMAN REACTIONSSSSSSSS

That MOD love though, love playing with you guys!!!

INHUMAN REACTIONS

RIP matchmaking

I'm gonna get a smurf so I can goof around and play with you guys xD

Sadly, neither of those can be a dream come true. Smurfing will always be around, WarOwl states that although smurfing is a pain in the ass, sometimes they even help you by "making you better" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTDWNf3zyk) Although Valve could implement a type of system that searches your system (Windows/Mac/Linux/SteamOS) that looks for already existing CS:GO files but I doubt that will happen. Also Geck makes a pretty good point.

I can't sign that, Its impossible to have everyone at a positive K/D unless everyone's is 1.0. I would, however, support a petition to ban smurfs since they are a pain in the ass

People of Triumphance, please if you play CS:GO and you are tired of having to carry people who cant even play the game please sign this, it was started up by my friend and it could help. Thanks.
https://www.change.org/p/valve-ban-all-the-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-that-seem-to-occupy-95-of-csgos-matchmaking?recruiter=138754885&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

Dream has came tru. <3

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