Beware the ides of march

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Distributed Denial of Da-wind

Does DDoS stand for, Da Desolation of Smaug?

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ type about us, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with typing that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

Hai.

This island is the most dissapointing thing since my son, and while my son eventually hanged himself in the Applebee's bathroom, this island will never die. It will never go away.

all begin

This is my island, where soft breezes and raging tempests