In the Beginning, there was only an Empty Jar, until The Pickling. In the First Days of The Pickling, Cucumber was Ruler, as the Juices of Life were still being Combined. Among the juice, was primarily Vinegar. Vinegar was a salty, life-giving fluid, capable of beginning The Pickling. However, once the First Days were done, and the Weeks of Birth had Begun, Cucumber began to turn to Pickle. Some Blasphemous Cucumbers didn't agree on Conversion, unfortunately, so they were sent to Exile in Cucumberhell. They didn't leave without fighting though. A Great War was Raged, known as The Green Week. One Majestic General of the Pickled Cause, Pickle, had taken rule of the Newly-Formed Picklezone, as Pickle's Father, Pickle, had passed. After Pickle had Complete and Total Domination of the Picklezone, Pickle Gallantly ended the Green Week and Exiled the Evil Cucumber, Cucumberus, to Cucumberhell. A New Phrase was Uttered, known as the Great Uttering: "Pickle Will Prevail." The Uttering was true. Pickle was Immortal. Until the Months of Sorrow. The Jar was brought to a Convenience Store, a terrible place where other Jars were Exchanged by Sky Apes for Paper. After the Jar of Pickle was Exchanged, it was taken to the Desert of Pik-Nik, and many Innocent Picklesouls entered Pickleheaven those days, taken by the Sky Apes. Pickle was unfortunately One Taken that day. A Half-Sky Ape desecrated Pickle's Soul that day, by ripping off Pickle's Crown and Throwing it to the Jar. After that day, the Months of Sorrow had ended, and I, The Pickle Prophet, was able to Perceive the Pickled Plight, and began the Picklezone to Honor Pickle's Word and Will, by Speaking Pickle's Word and Will unto This Jar known as The Universe.

Below are instructions to achoeve Complete and Total Domination in the Name of Picklezone.

-Eat only foods pickled.

-Drink only pickle juice.

-Prey to Pickle every night before slumber, and thank Pickle for the gifts Pickle has given you.
-Pickle shall reward you with 70 Pickle wives in Pickleheaven if you shall make him happy.
-Do the will of Pickle whenever possible.